Tengo Na Minchia Tanta 

in italian: "I got a big bunch of dick".
Famous for the homonymous song from the album "Uncle Meat" by Frank Zappa.

Tengo na minchia tanta, stronzo!

Tengo Na Minchia Tanta by ThingFish October 17, 2003

Jaeger-tainting

The act of pouring jaeger upon one's perineum (region between the anus and the external genitalia) in order to become intoxicated.

After a night of jaeger-tainting, Jimmy had a pounding hangover within his anus.

Jaeger-tainting by Zenpeanut June 30, 2010

tantalizer

An untouchable, forbidden fruit that uses her charm, wit , swagg, and sass to leave men hangin like testies... She is often mistaken for a tease, but lets be real, she aint no rookie!

A man's ego will fool him into thinking he can keep up with her fiesty gyrations, but before he knows it she's straight blown his mind and left him tingling. A tantalizer will use her face and body as a stage..cast mesmerizing spells and leave fools sprung. fantasies about impaling her are common, men would love to just bend her over right then and there but condoms would do no justice.

A womanizer has not met his match until he has encountered a tantalizer!!!!

tantalizer by hips with sass June 3, 2010

taintache 

A continuous or throbbing pain or dull ache in the perineum.

I did a double century ride this weekend, and my taintache is so bad I can barely sit down...

taintache by ryanwoodsmall October 4, 2006

taintle 

a skin flap found between a woman's vagina & her asshole, namely, on her taint. gives the appearance of a tail, or a tiny penis...
taint + tail = taintle.

"Dude, i slept with this chick last weekend, and she had a wicked taintle! does that make me gay?"

taintle by LAWWWWLLL February 4, 2009

Taintenance 

noun \ tānt-nən(t)s, tān-tə-nən(t)s\

The act of grooming ones pubic area. This involves hair reduction or removal, cleaning and maintaining the genitals, taint and anal region.

“I might get lucky on my big date tonight. Perhaps I should do some taintenance.”

Taintenance by Gameguy123 June 22, 2011

Taent 

The best and most fun word to say in human existance, only with a little twist on the spelling. Has the same meaning and Taint.

Me and T4D are a part of the Taent Lords.

Taent by Taent Lord Founder January 22, 2009