rusty toes

when you stick your toes in to somebodies bum hole and they shit on your toes then you put your toes in their mouth
She was being a bitch so i gave her rusty toes
by rusty toes. May 21, 2011
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RUSTY VUVUZELA

(similar to the rusty trombone)

When one male soccer fan gives another male soccer fan analingus, while blowing into his partners asshole, he grasps his erect penis with both hands..... Imitating the posture and sound of a person blowing into a vuvuzela .
Lance was so excited when Spain scored.... He gave Pete a RUSTY VUVUZELA !
rusty vuvuzela
by FJT June 25, 2010
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Rusty Knuckles

Similar in VERY FEW regards to "Bloody Knuckles" that we played as kids....

"Rusty Knuckles" is simply (depending on your particular 'acceptance' of said limb) the act of anal fisting.
does this really need an example?

I guess....see goatse.cx for historic reference?

"Oh man, Justin and Andrew were having playtime.....Justin was stretching for his receiving of Andrews clenched fist. I bet he has Rusty Knuckles now!"
by The Italian Job May 19, 2009
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Rusty Snowball

This is a combination of FELCH and SNOWBALL. After getting FELCHED the FELCHER then proceeds to give them a kiss and spit it into the felchee's mouth (SNOWBALL)
I got a rusty snowball last night from the mrs
by theplumber July 27, 2009
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Rusty Roethlisberger

Non-consentual sex with a woman in the bathroom of a nasty bar in Pittsburg in which the man is holding down the womans elbows with his hands and her knees with his knees.

Anal.

Said actions are followed by the 69 position, which means ATM (ass to mouth) happens, which, by default, makes the intercourse rusty.
The quarterback of the Steelers performs the Rusty Roethlisberger on a weekly basis. He definitely does NOT deserve another Super Bowl ring, or induction into the hall of fame, or the inflated salary he receives yearly. I hope someone turns the tables and performs the Rusty Roethlisberger on HIM.
by Phillthy Chee February 07, 2011
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rusty shower

The act of urinating on someone while menstruating. The congealed blood causes the colour of the typically golden stream to resemble the initial ruddy burst of water to flow from rusty plumbing.
Jon always wants to gargle my rusty shower.
I intended to give Kyle a golden shower but aunt flo decided it would be a rusty shower instead.
by teesem November 05, 2010
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rusty zipper

A man who suffers from premature ejaculation.
Nice guy but the sex was crap, he was a rusty zipper.
by Sarah Monaghan August 31, 2006
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