She really gave me the old Johnny on the Richard today. She told me all day she was horny and ready to fuck, only for me to catch her sleeping with my dad.
The extreme lack of good manners and refinement coupled with being a total d*ck about the situation. An individual that knows that they are doing something incredibly wrong, still does it, and is so embarrased by their actions all they can do is act like a total douche to avoid the situation or admit fault.
Dude. You know that's my girl - why are you trying to talk to her like that? - No Couth Richard!
No Couth Richard! We have been friends twenty years and you are trying to steal from me!
An unusually heavy species, almost never caught on film becuase of their frightfulness of everything. Their natrual habitat is usually their attic, where they use their computer. They play bass (incorrectly) and blame these mistakes on "faulty bass tabulature" a phenomenon that rarely happens becuase of the simplicity of the instrument.