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two nuts and a richard 

The act of one (normally a man ) eating the others asshole and the making out until said asshole eater throws up
"Wow look at those guys doing a two nuts and a Richard"

Johnny on the Richard 

Giving someone a terrible fucking. Spinning in a positive only to shit on them in the end.
She really gave me the old Johnny on the Richard today. She told me all day she was horny and ready to fuck, only for me to catch her sleeping with my dad.

No Couth Richard 

The extreme lack of good manners and refinement coupled with being a total d*ck about the situation. An individual that knows that they are doing something incredibly wrong, still does it, and is so embarrased by their actions all they can do is act like a total douche to avoid the situation or admit fault.
Dude. You know that's my girl - why are you trying to talk to her like that? - No Couth Richard!

No Couth Richard! We have been friends twenty years and you are trying to steal from me!

Don’t be a richard 

Don’t be an asshole!

One of the nick names for Richard is Dick,
don’t be a richard implies, don’t be a dick
Dont be a richard, Randy, Covid vaccines are pretty safe.

Clayton Richard 

An unusually heavy species, almost never caught on film becuase of their frightfulness of everything. Their natrual habitat is usually their attic, where they use their computer. They play bass (incorrectly) and blame these mistakes on "faulty bass tabulature" a phenomenon that rarely happens becuase of the simplicity of the instrument.
Clayton Richard by Mr. Mcman January 20, 2009

Little Richard

sexual move: an unsolicited finger up the butthole

dedicated to the rock legend
source: d gorsky
"So I was walking down the street, and a homeless dude jammed his thumb up my butt as I was walking by and yelled 'Little Richard'! "

"That dude gave me a real violent Little Richard during doggy."
Little Richard by dickbutt3001 March 22, 2017