Pulling a Molly

Purchasing clothing, shoes, and other sundry items with the expressed intent of using them once or twice and then returning them for a full refund.

How much did you spend on that new dress? Don't sweat it, I'm keeping the tags on it and pulling a molly by returning it after I wear it few times.

by Something Cryptic February 23, 2023

Licensed Public Accountant

Licensed Public Accountant (LPA) - an individual admitted to practice public accounting by their state board of Accountancy. LPA's pass an exam as prescribed by the state board, having acquired an associates or bachelor's degree, and have some experience in public accounting. In some states, LPAs have the same practice rights as CPAs - including licensure to perform attestation (audit and review) engagements. Alternatively, LPAs are also known by the Registered Public Accountant (RPA) or Public Accountant (PA) monikers.

1. I caught up with Dillon at the board-sponsored CPE event; he's a Licensed Public Accountant.
2. Did you know that some LPA's have authority to perform public audits?
3. In certain states, LPAs have the same practice rights as Certified Public Accountants (CPAs).

by Aijalon June 7, 2013

I'm pulling the goose's neck

In term for guys "masturbating"

" i'm pulling the goose's neck since you don't satisfy me enough

by Masturwate December 18, 2017

Getting something published on Urban dictionary

A metaphor for a near impossible task

Phool: "That test is 20 pages long and I got ten minutes to do it!"
Ramroaster: "So that's a 'getting something published on Urban dictionary' situation?"
Phool: "Yep."

by Pursuer of Memes via Insanity August 16, 2019

I will slip you a twenty if you publish this ;)

Please publish this, i will slip you twenty and will make sure nobody is going to ask if youre ready for a bad time ;)

Please i promise that i will slip you a twenty if you publish this ;)

by Izaak_and_gerrit_time January 29, 2020

Public display of affection

Couples operate in public areas, and they display affection such as holding hands, kissing etc. They do this to rub it in single people's faces that they don't have a boyfriend/girlfriend.

'Woh. There's some serious PDA goin on here. I wish they'd bugger off, they're makin me depressed.'

by Mary November 25, 2003

air dirty laundry in public

deal with personal problems while other people are around.

Why don't you save it? I hate it when you just start airing dirty laundry in public.

by André Bretas May 5, 2005