Suck a snooker ball up 20 ft of wavin pipe 

A cocksucker of such amazing talent that one believes she could suck a snooker ball up 20 ft of wavin pipe

Damn look at that hot bitch I bet she could suck a snooker ball up 20 ft of wavin pipe.

Suck a snooker ball up 20 ft of wavin pipe by Gonzopunch February 9, 2009

Alaskan Oil Pipe 

Sex move that is done by the man shitting into a condom and twisting it at the to seal it in then using as a dildo on the woman

Male: Would like to do that Alaskan Oil Pipe?
Female: OH MY GOD... YES!

Alaskan Oil Pipe by Grandpa Feces August 22, 2011

Cream Pipe Surprise 

The act of ejaculating in the tail pipe of a car/truck and then calling some one to observe it as you turn on your car, once they are in position you will turn on the car and rev up the engine, in the process getting a gassy facial.

Note: If you have a diesel truck the will be a very smokey facial.

Douche: Hey, babe come over here,
GF: Whats up?
Douche: My car sounds kinda weird when I turn it on, can you take a look in my tail pipe when I turn it on?
GF: Sure.
Douche: *turns key, floors it*
she gets covered in semen.
Douche: How did you like the Cream Pipe Surprise?

Cream Pipe Surprise by Yegee October 21, 2011

shit pipe 

Little glass pipes you can make or usually buy at tobacco stores (oil burners) that you smoke crystal meth(shit, tweak) out of.

Me (To store clerk): Hey can I get an oil burner?
Clerk: Yes.. (Shows up 2 different kinds of shit pipes)
Me: Nah, let me get the skinner one please.
Clerk: Okay, that will be 5 dollars.
Me: **Thinks to self**....Fuck yah, my other pipe was all burnt and made the shit taste no bueno!

NOTE: Fuckin' stay away from the shit man, TRUST. 60% of the meth you buy on streets ain't even shit, more like toxic leftovers from the production process and crap that ameturs made and THINK is meth.

shit pipe by Weslack November 16, 2006

stove pipe 

A sexual position that is performed from a classic missionary style, from which the girl raises her ass in the air , and clutches her knees to her breasts. With the vaginal crevace aiming skyward, the man will step over her, aim his weiner downward at the vagina, insert it, and squat up and down as to provide friction that would result in the eventual spurting of the wang. A stove pipe can also be performed using the asshole and the weiner. This is also called a stove pipe.

I stovepiped your wife.

stove pipe by Dirty Dog March 27, 2003

james pipe 

a gay guy from hethersett who uses hair straightners and dildos.

Jim: look fred bet that guy knows pipe
Fred: wich guy jim
Jim:da geezer in the thong
Fred:oh ye a guy in a thong he must know pipe
Jim: true, very true

james pipe by Jonny waterhouse June 29, 2004

side pipe

When one man stelthely approaches another man from the side and rubs his man parts against another man's side. The man then shouts"Side Pipe". This activity typicaly takes place on Saturdays to celebrate "Side Pipe Saturday" .

Background: These types of games evolved from "Man Love Monday" where heterosexual men isolated from women while working in the logging camps of North Central West Virginia playfully turned to one and other to cope with isolation and lonleiness.

While Standing in the lunch line Rich snuck up on Mike and side piped him.

side pipe by Floyd Waterdriver August 23, 2011