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Cock-Nose-Dolphin

a man that has a penis looking nose and happens to also look similar to a dolphin. this is also a term for retarted people.
"Hey John! Look at that Cock-Nose-Dolphin!"
"Wow! Its Retarted Too."

"nahnahanahanah"
by Ilovemesomenigas March 11, 2010
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silly nonsense

having or showing a lack of common sense or judgment which causes foolish or unacceptable beliefs and behavior
Believing black cats will cause bad luck, and trying to avoid them, is silly nonsense.
by Malayna88 July 12, 2014
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The Noose Song

What's the greatest kind of knot
That you can tie with ease?
It's useful and it's happy
And it suits your every need
Well i'm about to tell you
But first I have to note
That you never should never consider
Putting a rope around your throat

So, let's learn how to tie a noose
It's practical for every use!
All you need is a piece of rope
And to never give up hope

You make a loop and the snake goes down
But changes it's mind and turns around
And climbs back up to the top again
This is where the fun begins
You take the snake and spiral down
And at the bottom
What has he found?
The snake goes into the rabbit's hole
Then you give the top a pull
Never consider self abuse
This is how you tie a noose
Guy 1: I need to learn how to tie a noose for some halloween decor, but I just can't figure out how!
Guy 2: Just watch The Noose Song on youtube! It's informative, funny, and filled to the brim with satire!
by Alchemist657 July 3, 2020
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senseless noise

noise which only sensitive old fools can here
Karen: that senseless noise is giving me a headache
by leahsmathsingsong May 27, 2021
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by a nose

"We won the soccer game by a nose."
by Wally elsissy September 2, 2006
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The Geddup noise

The Geddup noise is the noise Strongbad's computer chair make as he rises majestically out of it. There are many variations of the Geddup noise, such as:
The Geddup sound
The get out of your chair noise
That noise your seat makes
Strongbad: Oh! You must mean The GEDDUP noise. *screech*
by Undercover Martyn May 3, 2010
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it's no skin off my nose

something that you say which means you do not care about something because it will not affect you
Do you wanna skip the school today?okay, it's no skin off my nose.
by dallypat November 18, 2013
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