mingegraine

The infamous 'headache, no sex' scenario we all encounter. The headache blocks any chances of a sexual encounter thus rendering the female genitals unapproachable hence the phrase 'mingegraine'.

“Fancy a pint tonight mate? Jane’s got another mingegraine.”

Or

“Everything was going swimmingly until Jane got a mingegraine.”

by Jacobson Flint August 6, 2009

mingeclaw

An affectionate name to describe a female friend unlikely to get any but likes to think she will.

Girl you so up for it, you're such a dirty mingeclaw.

by vfestival09 January 15, 2010

Mingag

A british person, from UK.

Mingags are usually gay and like men.

Mingag: I like men oi
Person: iknow lol

by Samsquamch55 July 8, 2010

Mingo Fuck

The act of sexual intercourse when the male and female raise one leg like a flamingo. Opposite legs should be raised to increase stability in a standing position.

Aaron, I just got done mingo fucking the shit out of this chick.

by Harvmitz December 7, 2011

minge burp

Minge Burp (fanny fart)

After Johnathan had pulled out his Womb Broom. Catherine let out an extremely loud minge burp

by HollyBlack April 15, 2014

minge watching

When you binge watch a show with a girl that you don't want to watch with the hopes that it will somehow result in sex

Guy 1: Bro, have you seen Pretty Little Liars?
Guy 2: OMG YES, IT'S MY FAVOURITE SHOW! Why did you watch it though?
Guy 1: Um, I was minge watching it with my girlfriend.

Guy 2: Oh right, yeah same, I hate that show.

by DjangoTheMysterious October 5, 2016

Minge-Bag Wanker

A person/side you hate. Similar to "Wanker" and "Bastard" or "Cunt".
Often used in British language.

"The Feds have got to much on me, way more than those minge-bag Wankers could ever dig up." - Hoxton, Payday 2

"Fuck, what are those Minge-Bag Wankers doing on the other side of the field!"

by Harambeisinourhearts August 18, 2017