midgetism

midgetism is a very short person but not short enough to have dwarfism

zain: “look it’s a cute girl with dwarfism”
yara: “she doesn’t have dwarfism but she has midgetism she’s not short enough to have dwarfism but she’s close”
zain: “yeah?!”

by daddy tayim July 28, 2018

Midget Punch

Adj. Used to describe an abnormal amount of something. An Amount that is indescribably on the small side but not comparable to anything else.

This oil tastes like hot dog water with a midget punch of mint. Still fucks me up though!

by Twinkie94 October 21, 2018

Midget'erig

A definition of a Midget that doing like a midget

Heaa why you doing so Midget'erig

by Tim van Weegberg October 31, 2018

midgard serpent

When a guy's dick is so big, he wraps it around her neck, and while choking her, cums in her eye.

The wife had a hard time getting to sleep tonight, so I whipped my dick out and gave her the old Midgard Serpent. Bet she didn't see that cumming!

by Dave-Landon November 17, 2018

Midget mommy

When your desperate to lose your virginity so you fuck a midget and you don't know her name and you didn't wear a condom

I totally midget mommyied this girl last night from the bar

by Alan15 December 10, 2018

MIdgetdestroyer

A Guy Who Beats Up Midgets On The Street

Eyy dude stop beaing up that midget are yoa a midgetdestroyer or something

by TSAAALTYY February 4, 2019

Midget Blowjob

A Midget blowing your dick it usually feels good unless they're too short and blowing the underside of your penis

"Ooooh that was a great midget blowjob I'll make sure to pay you by friday"

by HeroicLeftnut1234 February 18, 2019