Lionel Messi

The king and the goat of
He's Argentinian and his current club is FC Barcelona
He likes to win Ballon d'Or's but he doesn't win World cups.
Overall he's a great player.

Fan 1: I really like Lionel Messi.
Fan 2: Yeah he's a goat and a king.

by fuckajsdsiadasdjsnadnasdsadasd January 26, 2019

meso

Short-form for mesocyclone. The Mesocyclone is the part of the thunderstorm that rotates and can produce a tornado. A meso can often be detected on radar or by seeing the wall cloud if you are storm chasing.

"Check out that meso! It could drop a tornado at any minute."

by SarahJS May 22, 2006

hot mess

An attractive person, generally female, that repeatedly engages in situations which could negatively impact his or her social, mental, societal, and legal reputation. Examples include, repeated and excessive alcohol and/or drug consumption, a habit of being ejected from drinking establishments, a general disregard for the law concerning public safety, petty theft from convenience stores/supermarkets, and a voice that is about 3 decibels louder than everyone else.

Friend: Wanna hang out with **** tonight?
You: You know, I love her to death but she's such a hot mess when she drinks

Friend: I just can't get that chick out of my head. I mean, I know she's a total hot mess, but I dig it.
You: Beware

by Gullek October 7, 2010

Mesa Ridge High School

A high school that is located in Colorado Springs, Colorado. Most of the people who go here are chads and they think they're cool because they smoke pot or go to parties. Most of the female population are either slutty or ugly, mainly both. and the male population of the school is just chads who think it's okay to be disrespectful to females. There is only 10% of the school who is actually okay to hangout with but most of them think they're drug addicts or just weird. If you ever have to go to this school convince your parents to home school you.

You: "aye, you go to that party Saturday."
Person: "I got so drunk off Bernetts, and fucked two girls from Mesa Ridge High School."

Chad: "Hey, Tank-top Tuesday, every dude at Mesa Ridge should wear it!"
You: "You're a fucking chad!"

Person 1: "____ is such a slut."
Person 2: "Almost everyone is a slut at Mesa Ridge."

by l0l0l0l0l0l0l0l0l0l0l0l0l0l0l January 28, 2012

msn messenger

My way of communication with alotof people who would not talk to me nromally or have moved too far away from me to see them!

Msn messenger is the best thing ever!

by pink_punk May 27, 2005

Meshach

The act of pwning noobs on online games

"Whoa! You just Meshach'd that Noob!"

by Thecoolestguyyoucanthinkof May 29, 2009

mesocosm

Its in between macrocosm and microcosm which mean really big and really little, respecively. It is commonly used by crazy English teachers who enjoy torturing their students and eating the souls of little toddlers.

Write a 20 page essay examining the microcosm, mesocosm, and macrocosm of Don Quixote by Monday. Remember to double space, or I will rip out your tonsils with a hot curling iron.

by colonel_bob May 24, 2005