Hey bro, can you we lost our rutter on the this cruise ship could we use your tar paper roll to steer the ship?
by Rest In Piss February 05, 2011
A young girl with cum on her face. Reference to the similarity between male semen and wallpaper paste, such that would accumulate on the face of an inexperienced wallpaper hanger.
by snakehands July 02, 2010
Though sometimes played merely for sport, often it is used as an elimination challenge to determine choice. Generally two people shake fists, and at the third 'throw' display one of the three forms. Rock is considered to crush scissors, scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock.
We had to decided who was gonna go to the store during half-time, and you lost at rock-paper-scissors. Go, man!
by kinsmed July 10, 2004
1. when you use the last of the roll of toilet paper in the bathroom and assume the next person to go in will change instead of you, but in fact you're that next person to use that bathroom and have to do it yourself
2. always choosing the one stall in the public restroom with no toilet paper
2. always choosing the one stall in the public restroom with no toilet paper
"That toilet paper karma is a real beeyotch."
"Every time Barbara Sue goes to KFC, she has the worst toilet paper karma."
"Every time Barbara Sue goes to KFC, she has the worst toilet paper karma."
by floaster July 04, 2009
To go to bed. The expression comes from the instructions to users of firecrackers -- "light the blue paper and retire immediately" meaning to stand well clear once the wick of the firecracker is lit to avoid being hurt by the ensuing explosion.
by Paul Gittos March 15, 2008
With only a few wipes left on the last roll of Charmin, Lucian was forced to work on his toilet paper origami technique.
by nathan abbott July 19, 2005
In emergency situations of joint rolling, bible paper is used as rolling paper. There are blank pages in the beginning or end, either way they can be zag replacements. Getting bible paper high is after rolling a shitty jay of high mids and bible paper with honey and too much bible paper and somehow igniting it. Smokin this said fatty gets you that bible paper high.
Stoner 1: "Dude no, I got to get home. I don't want to get that bible paper high."
Stoner 2: "Dude get that bible paper high!"
Stoner 2 - blows smoke into Stoner 1's face -
Stoner 2: "Dude get that bible paper high!"
Stoner 2 - blows smoke into Stoner 1's face -
by "yeahh" December 29, 2009