fuckedupness

Noun -

1. The degree to which something is fucked up.
2. The level to which someone is intoxicated.
3. The degree to which something is unfair or detrimental to someone.

1. After many unfair demotions, the fuckedupness at work was astounding.

2. John drank several beers that hour, driving his fuckedupness past the legal limit.

3. The fuckedupness of losing one's entire family in a car wreck is incalculable.

by Charles Dalmas December 15, 2008

Fucked up funny

Laughing at a tragic accident,Causing people to think you are sick and fucked in the head.

"We saw a video of a car crash and when we saw the two passengers fly out of the windows like rag dolls,We we're rolling on the floor laughing!"

"Dude,that's fucked up funny!

by PLATINUM RyDER November 3, 2010

get fucked by a futa day

every july 20th is "get fucked by a futa day" where any futa may ask to fuck you and shall do so with consent

yo today is get fucked by a futa day but not a single one has asked me

by bored communist July 19, 2022

Shit House Fucked Up

Adj. Used to describe one who is particularly intoxicated, specifically due to alcohol consumption.

Dude, I see two of everything... Pass me another beer I'm getting shit house fucked up and having sexual intercourse with the least attractive woman here. High five!!!

by Rusty Dalton August 24, 2008

fucked out

To have prevented or been prevented from doing or getting something. Also, a general state of things.

I totally got fucked out of that job by a lower bidder.

You're gonna be fucked out when I steal all your marijuana plants.

Traffic is fucked out.

You fucked us out by not showing up today.

by pukenet February 26, 2010

firked

the act of getting wasted.

dude! let's go over to Nick's house and get firked!

by Ms. McBalls September 10, 2006

Facked

The experience of having your Facebook post hijacked.

One of my fb friends facked the nun joke I posted by pointing out a minor error and giving me a history lesson.

by tacogirl.com November 7, 2017