dick in a box

What to get that special lady in your life for Christmas. It's not a diamond ring, it's not a fancy car, and it's not a house in the hills. It's a dick in a box.

Step 1: cut a hole in a box
Step 2: put your junk in that box
Step 3: make her open the box

girl: i can't wait to see what you got me for christmas
guy: me either
girl: is it what i've always wanted?
guy: yup
girl: ok i'm ready
guy: merry christmas
girl: what is it?
guy: it's a dick in a box

by caffeine21 December 23, 2006

Dick-piece

A small, thoughtless piece of material used to fill in when a layout has come up short, (because of your own personal lack of skill and ethics) with almost any medium.

"We came up four inches short, just cut me a dick-piece so we can puke it in and call it a day."

by DB0380 September 14, 2009

Point Dick

a very small amount of something , like 0.01 or 0.1 grams on a scale

John: Yo how much weed you got left?
Mary: Oh we got just about point dick left.

by iamreallygodlike December 20, 2009

dick-lassoed

The badge of honor you get when a long hair off a girl's head gets wrapped around your dick and then you find it later on and have to untangle it. Commonly occurs after rough, hair-pulling sex.

"Dude, you have absolutely zero game. That chick you were creeping on last night was shy as hell with you."
"Oh yeah!? Then tell me why I woke up sore and dick-lassoed."

by alterbreaker November 30, 2010

Turd-dick

1) A person who is a bottom feeder and beneath you

2) A Piece of you know what (POS), most of the time this type will go after fifteen year old's with plenty of GHB and xanax in hand

1) That dude's a turd-dick

2) Mr. Patterson told me if there is no grass on her field he would roll around in the dirt, f-ing turd-dick

by StarMan420 December 18, 2010

dick zombie

a ravenous kooze who's only focus is to devour cock

Paula Abdul is a dick zombie.
The bar was full of dick zombies.
Your girlfriend is a dick zombie.

by squibsquawb June 28, 2010

dick mirror

A mirror in a bathroom which allows a man to stare at his own dick while he is relieving himself. It can be a wall mirror which runs low enough on the wall, or a vanity mirror which has been strategically placed.

Dude, I love taking a piss at Jimmy's house, the dick mirror in the bathroom lets me admire my shit.

by uncle_ruckus June 3, 2010