captain crunch

1) A fairly sweet, crunchy cereal
2) To pay for someone's lunch, but make them pay for your dinner, which will likely cost a good deal more. A pretty sleazy way to save money and screw someone.
Comes from Master P's "Hoody Hoo", from the line "You da captain, I'm da crunch, you got the dinner, I got lunch."
3) To screw someone out of anything by being extremely cheap.

Dag dogg, I wanted a hamburger, but instead we got stuck with this damn bowl of Captain Crunch. They really captain crunched us on that one.

Yuri: "Yo Umberto I thought your mom was gonna make us steak tonight, but instead we're stuck with this damned cheesefish. What the dillio?"
Umberto: "Yeah she really captain crunched us this time."
Mom: "Shut up kids and eat your damned CHEESEFISH!!!"
Yuri: "Dogg you better put the cap on the kitchen cleaner."

by Nick D October 30, 2003

crunked

to get crazy drunk'ed

yo' i got crunked and then went over to my ladies hizze and we fumped

by jh con el digitale April 27, 2003

crunkers

A drinking game of Checkers w/ shot glasses

We got crunked playin crunkers.

by jessizzle December 13, 2004

crunkalunky

the state of being fairly, but not completely, inebriated.

i'm getting crunkalunky tonight at the brickskeller!

by alex April 24, 2003

Crunky B. Rock

Slang for my roommate Jim. I had this dream where I called him Crunky B. Rock and thought it was hilarious.

Yo, Crunky B. get over here, we're about to donkey.

by Reznite January 11, 2004

crunktard

(n.) a poser that pretends that they are from the Dirty South hip-pop culture movement, typically found in suburban areas and what is generally considered 'flyover' country between US coastlines. Natural habitat can exist anywhere outside of the ATL. Usually found at local shopping centers, and can be readily identifed by Fubu plumage, fake diamonds, and mouth full of assorted metals.

Those rims that John just put on his Ford Fiesta are uttlerly crunktarded.

by patocka September 14, 2006

Crunkulous

Derived from the word "Fabulous"(common usage) and "Crunk".
It means 10 times better than Fabulous.

Mike: That girl is Ghetto Fabulous!

Steve: No...She's Ghetto Crunkulous!

by Magnum Jack October 2, 2006