Cranberry Almond Crunch

When you give someone a bowl of rocks and milk and trick them into eating it, so they mouth get all bloody, and they teeth fall out like cranberry almonds.

I have to wear dentures now because Denise served me a cranberry almond crunch.

by Storm Thurmond July 7, 2010

cranial-rectosis

someone with their head up their ass.

That guy is suffering from Cranial-rectosis.

by Bonzer2010 December 10, 2010

Crangula

Noun, Excites intense sexual desires when whispered in ones ear.

Ernest: How did you get her to have sex with you?

Jeb: When I went to hug her good night I whispered Crangula softly in her ear and she couldn't resist.

Ernest: Man! You can't resist the Crangula!

by jumpingjoe March 22, 2011

Cranbrooked

When one deliberately roast or makes fun of somebody for really any reason at all, religion, race, ideology, and even school.

Yo did you see that, Papa Doc just got Cranbrooked.

But I know something about you You went to Cranbrook, that's a private school. " Yo he got Cranbrooked."

by Real-Slim November 6, 2017

Cranking

To complete an assignment on it's due date. Often results in rushed or sub-par work. Cranking is often preformed on a bus, in a car, or in the hours of 4am-6am in the comfort of your own home.

Student A- "I was in a major state of cranking this morning, but I got those Brute questions done like nothing."

Student B- "You think that's impressive? I cranked out a degree while away on a golf meet."

Student A- "Yeah, but did you study for that math test?"

Student B- "Oh GOD. Didn't even sniff it."

by b1 mIRACLE December 5, 2017

ickybud crane

A beastly name for marijuana.

"Hey dude you got any ickybud crane?"

"Yeee I got an ounce!"

"Yeee!"

by ickybud March 8, 2007

trippin' cranberry

To be stumbling through or over the pussy

Man, I'm trippin' cranberry over here.

by Robotomatic April 12, 2008