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knitted condom

Knitted Condom is a term to describe how useless a person is as it mirrors how useful a legitimate knitted condom is
He’s as useful as a knitted condom
by Cock Slinger1000 June 5, 2022
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floridian condom

A knapsack filled with crushed sea shells and salt water used for vaginal intercourse. Often available in three sizes: small, extra small, and ocean magnum for those who are only visiting Florida and actually have large penises.
Your not doing it right if you don't have to put on a floridian condom.
by Kabby6969 February 20, 2012
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You Do Use Condoms

Frequently used in various combinations when asking a particularly stupid individual if they haven't bred yet.
I just found out that South Africa is a country. Yet it's part of another country. I'm confused: how is this possible?

You do use condoms with your mate?

LOL of course!

Thank fuck!
by RTM 1963 February 25, 2022
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Corona Condom

What face masks became to dating singles during the Coronavirus pandemic of 2020 -- the social distancing prophylactic required if two single people hope to come within six feet of each other.
I thought Chris was going to go on a Corona Date with that hot chick last night.

No, he had to bail; he forgot his Corona Condom so she wouldn't let him near her.
by LuluBleu April 13, 2020
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Condom

Condom is the name of conan gray's fandom. It is a mix of the word fandom and Conan. Fandom + Conan = Condom. Conans fans would be called condoms.
Me: Hey! have you listened to overdrive? it's so good!

Condom: YES! I know right!

Me: Are you one of Conan's condoms as well?

Condom: Yes! of course, I am!
by nooneneedsjerry March 4, 2021
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condom mile

The desperate half-mile sprint a man makes to a local convenience store when he desperately wants sex, has a partner, but isn't willing to risk spawning a crotch goblin. Upon arriving back with condoms, the Condom Mile is complete
Sarah: "Y'know, I was really disappointed I couldn't sleep with Richie at that party last night..."
Jessica: "You should've just had him make the Condom Mile."
by Turtle-Cakes April 5, 2024
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National Condom Day

On September 16, There will be a National Condom Day!
It's to celebrate people who wear protection / Condoms.
'Hey jude! did you heard?! it's national condom day! go wear a condom man!
by ImDownBad August 18, 2022
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