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the slippery condom

Much like a condom, immature humans will be splattered on the inside.

And like a slippery condom, it's about to tear open.

I need you to picture this. You're driving 100 on the freeway and you're coked outta your mind. You car hasn't been MOTD in 3 years and you're getting head. Also, it' raining, your car is a slippery condom.
Have you seen joe's new car? You mean 'the slippery condom?'
by burgundyyyy December 8, 2019
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dude : prolife is the best
gay men : actually you cant say that
dude : why
gay men : because what if you get a lady pregnant?
dude: uhhhh..
gay man : exactly, this is why your parents should've used a condom on you.
by imthegaybitchyoudontwannafight October 29, 2021
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Catholic condom

Special typical condoms representing any Catholic person who doesn't want to be in onanist.
Condoms come with a predetermined hole somewhere in their construction. So you know you're using a condom, but, with God's assistance the hole will do its job.
The job of a Catholic condom is to assure the individual will not be seen as an Onanist in the eyes of God.
The Olympic Committee has decided to stop The intimacy ban at the 2024 Olympics by giving out 3 million free Catholic condoms to the Olympians to keep the nearby Pope at peace.
by Purinse March 19, 2024
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Condom hummus

Memeified version of "condemn Hamas" - origination of this meme may be attributed to Twitch streamer Hasanabi and his chat. So many chatters kept on condemning Hamas that after saying it and hearing it so many times, it slowly devolved into condom hummus.
Hasan: Chatter, I am and have always condemned Hamas!
Random chatter: CONDOM HUMMUS KEKW hasL
by ~FD3~ November 12, 2023
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Condom brownie

I was at a kink party and found a condom brownie on the kitchen sink.
by Pseudoephedrine09 October 30, 2019
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Condom

A type of ballon. But remember sometimes balloons break and mistakes happen.
uh babe... my condom just broke and i came in ur pussy.
by fhndnjcndjen October 31, 2019
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