Knitted Condom is a term to describe how useless a person is as it mirrors how useful a legitimate knitted condom is
by Cock Slinger1000 June 5, 2022
Get the knitted condommug. A knapsack filled with crushed sea shells and salt water used for vaginal intercourse. Often available in three sizes: small, extra small, and ocean magnum for those who are only visiting Florida and actually have large penises.
by Kabby6969 February 20, 2012
Get the floridian condommug. Frequently used in various combinations when asking a particularly stupid individual if they haven't bred yet.
I just found out that South Africa is a country. Yet it's part of another country. I'm confused: how is this possible?
You do use condoms with your mate?
LOL of course!
Thank fuck!
You do use condoms with your mate?
LOL of course!
Thank fuck!
by RTM 1963 February 25, 2022
Get the You Do Use Condomsmug. What face masks became to dating singles during the Coronavirus pandemic of 2020 -- the social distancing prophylactic required if two single people hope to come within six feet of each other.
I thought Chris was going to go on a Corona Date with that hot chick last night.
No, he had to bail; he forgot his Corona Condom so she wouldn't let him near her.
No, he had to bail; he forgot his Corona Condom so she wouldn't let him near her.
by LuluBleu April 13, 2020
Get the Corona Condommug. Condom is the name of conan gray's fandom. It is a mix of the word fandom and Conan. Fandom + Conan = Condom. Conans fans would be called condoms.
Me: Hey! have you listened to overdrive? it's so good!
Condom: YES! I know right!
Me: Are you one of Conan's condoms as well?
Condom: Yes! of course, I am!
Condom: YES! I know right!
Me: Are you one of Conan's condoms as well?
Condom: Yes! of course, I am!
by nooneneedsjerry March 4, 2021
Get the Condommug. The desperate half-mile sprint a man makes to a local convenience store when he desperately wants sex, has a partner, but isn't willing to risk spawning a crotch goblin. Upon arriving back with condoms, the Condom Mile is complete
Sarah: "Y'know, I was really disappointed I couldn't sleep with Richie at that party last night..."
Jessica: "You should've just had him make the Condom Mile."
Jessica: "You should've just had him make the Condom Mile."
by Turtle-Cakes April 5, 2024
Get the condom milemug. On September 16, There will be a National Condom Day!
It's to celebrate people who wear protection / Condoms.
It's to celebrate people who wear protection / Condoms.
by ImDownBad August 18, 2022
Get the National Condom Daymug.