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officer cockblock

primarily somebody who prevents you from displaying Public Displays of Affection or engaging in sexual contact with another person.

Example 1) At school- the volunteer parents or staff who go around the campus making sure couples do not have intimacy moments

Example 2) In public- somebody who tells you and the other person to go make out somewhere else or “get a room!”
> be me
> be the parent volunteer who walks around school making sure people are decently behaving
> suddenly see 2 young lovers holding hands in the lunch line
>to prevent any further indecent behavior I yell “Hey you two, too much skin-to-skin contact!”
> the rebellious male Teenager yells at me “fuck off, officer cockblock!

> I get my taser gun and shock the living shit out of the little prick
by Thot$layer539 January 15, 2018
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Anti-cockblocker

A wingman or woman that assist you with getting what you want with women or men.
I did not warn anyone of his type in order to keep them from getting scared off. The anti-cockblocker helps her friend get some.
by Rosalita Hanks April 3, 2019
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Colorado Cockblock

The act of smashing a mans dick with a rock and then denying them sexually.
"yo Stacy just Colorado Cockblocked Chad"
by Robert Hackle July 21, 2025
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Hall of fame Cockblocker

When someone tries their best to stop her friend from getting piped
by Poop -_- February 1, 2019
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big black juicy cock

1) An African American male genitalia that is large, hard, and usually sucked by a white blonde female.
2) A delicious black male chicken.
Susan was sucking Tyrone's big black juicy cock all night last night.
I ate a very nice big black juicy cock at Tyrone's house last night after sucking his big black juicy cock.
by CheekyNandoKilian November 19, 2016
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Netflix and chill, for the old fashioned folks. Often done on horseback, on the way to the swimming hole.
Reginald requested a brief blockbuster and cock thruster on our way to the theater.
by rickleston September 22, 2016
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Blocking the cock

When someone prevents, accidentally or intentionally, two people from having a conversation or intercourse. Blocking the cock can be done by jumping into an existing conversation, positioning oneself between two other people, or drawing attention to oneself.
Girl A: Nick and I were talking when Sophia comes over and starts asking me about homework!

Girl B: I know, she's always blocking the cock
by blocking the cock June 15, 2011
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