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by InterpersonalCommunication February 17, 2025

Fertilize the clock

The same as milk (or milking) the clock,
but while you are staying on the clock beyond the end of your shift you are in the bathroom taking a long dump.

Are you going home right away?

No that burrito I had for lunch is talking to me.

I think I am going to stay for a bit and fertilize the clock.

by MechisX October 17, 2016

Alarm clock

A physiological horror of the morning involving a sound most likely a beep over and over. Used in the CIA as a tactic then removed because it was inhumane.

John had his alarm clock go off this morning. He is now in a mental hospital given drugs because the ptsd is to severe.

by Gototheofficemyfriend October 9, 2022

clock in on that ass

Generally uncommon term used by parents to signify an ass whooping

Teacher: So your son has been wildin out in my classroom recently and i'm not sure what else to do, we've tried everything we could
Mom: Oh don't worry, because imma clock in on that ass later when we get home. It wont happen again i can tell you that
Delinquent: No momma please i learned my lesson

by Da_vinki June 14, 2023

Clock It

A "sassy" or sophisticated term to express someone agreeing with another person in a situation.

Person 1 - The earth is flat

Person 2 - The earth is actually round

Person 3 - Clock it!

by zayy._27 September 12, 2025

thot clock

The hypothetical clock that counts down the time you have to determine if a girl is a thot or not. Similar to a shot clock in basketball, the thot clock adds pressure on you to make a decision of whether this girl is dateable or not. In one respect, if you give a thot too much attention, she won’t leave you alone; therefore, the thot clock ran out and you’re stuck with her. Alternatively, if she is not a thot and you don’t act quick enough, she’ll leave you for another guy. Therefore, the thot clock ran out and you’re left without a girl.

Friend A: That girl so damn fine, but I think she’s a thot.

Friend B: You better make a move quick. Your thot clock is running out.

by holmesd March 7, 2019

Clock Cleaner

A clock cleaner is a person who never will waste time or energy that could be better off spent whaling on the guy who was too rough to leave it at acting tough.

Joe is a straight clock cleaner the way he just demolished Grady T in the lunch room.

by CleenHisClock October 13, 2025