alarm clock

the act of waking your partner by masturbating in their face and wacking them in the head with your penis/dildo.

dude, i totally gave paris an alarm clock at 5am. it took her an hour to wipe off the jizz. it was hot.

by swami February 16, 2005

jackass o' clock

time to be a jackass

i'm gonna eat my dads shit

by Robin February 6, 2005

broke o'clock

refers to the time 1:50am, as there is never shit going on at 1:50am, so it is completely broke ass

Scott: "Hey, bitch, what are you doin'?"

Danny: "Nothin, why would I be doin' anything? There ain't shit to do, it's broke o'clock."

by XyourXworstXnightmareX January 23, 2005

11 o'clock girls

Girls that say they are down to party and show up, when actually they aren't at all and have to leave early.

Guy#1: Man that girl over there is fine is she DTF?
Guy#2: Don't even think about it, i heard she was an 11 o'clock girl.

Rees: There sure were a lot of 11 o'clock girls at kevins.
Logan: Tell me about it.

by Parrish17 April 6, 2010

strawberry alarm clock

when you wake someone up by slapping your penis on their cheek or forehead, causing a strawberry looking welt.

I woke her ass up with a strawberry alarm clock

by a11mikea11 January 6, 2011

punching the cock clock

While having sex with a pregnant woman, the fetus still in utero, forcably inserts it's fist into the male's urethra.

Through x-ray you can see the fetus punching the cock clock on his own daddy.

by Eric K. August 4, 2006

100 O'Clock

too late or too long

We didn't get home from that party until 100 O'Clock.

It already feels like 100 O'Clock.

This conference lasts until 100 O'Clock.

by smartypants2011 June 11, 2011