The most spazmodial being in the known universe. Extremely hostile when approached and will spit meaningless gibberish at you if you get too close. A Caleb can often be seen with it's hands in it's pockets standing underneath a tree smiling it's dumb bucktoothed smile. Not to be confused with a "nerd", a Caleb will get extremely triggered at this and would immediately rant on how it is not a "nerd" and most likely attack you with it's spaghetti arms. Famous for not being good at anything other than talking really fast, Calebs have been observed to get extremely jealous around people who are so much more clearly better than it is.
by An extremely concerned adult November 23, 2018

OK, BITCH!!! DIS NIGGA CALEB IS A FUCKIN SHORT, BUT SEXY ASS MF! He got some beautiful black skin and can get every girl in 8th grade Buchtel. He goated at basketball, can cook up some fire noodles, always grubbin some Oreos because Oreos are the best thing ever, and he got the voice of an angel.
by Caleb (ROTISSERIE) April 26, 2021

A complete strange child consisting of asian and australian.always stoned and has no money. Nobody likes this annoying child
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by Goffery Gofferr February 18, 2017

Caleb is a very soft, caring funny fried he is a trustworthy friend to keep and he is very protective towards his friends, his personality will make you laugh because of his humor. He is like a tough teddy bear.
by ilikehungryjacks<3 June 12, 2022

Loves people named Ashlyn and is smart. they know what they are doing and always have a fun time. it is always nice to be around them
by GoldenSword May 13, 2022

He’s crazy hyperactive nut job that you fall in love with the moment you meet. He’s got a big heart (an even bigger dick), and he puts his best into everything he does. While on the outside he seems loud and boisterous, on the inside he’s quiet and calm. He is someone you can always turn to and who genuinely can relate to you about almost anything.
by KrazyKat2304 November 22, 2021

Caleb Bailor is a super sexy meme lover with usually a large penis. Caleb’s favorite music is probably early 2000s R&B so that they can record sappy snaps in the rain to send to there mother when they come home to late and the house is locked.
Man 1: “Hey why do you always have a huge bulge?”
Man 2: “Stop dude, I’m just trying to be like Caleb Bailor!”
Man 2: “Stop dude, I’m just trying to be like Caleb Bailor!”
by TeaRaptor August 5, 2021
