blank bump

A blank post, with intention of bumping up a thread. Elite fuckers (aka "the cool kids") use it because they believe themselves to be too good for just saying bump, since that's what all the "n00bs" do.

Originated on GaiaOnline, by a girl with the username Hii-kun.

Gaian #1 : Why do those hazy-doppelgangers always make blank bumps?
Gaian #2 : Because they're too cool for you.
Gaian #1 : :(

by Bri-chan July 26, 2005

Bumping uglies

When big tootsie and meme lord do the dirty

Is tootsie n lord bumping uglies?

by bigshnuutsies December 29, 2016

Bump it up

When an email conversation between a man and a woman is going well and one asks to go to IM chat instead. Of course the reason is because it's faster but you can expect the conversation to turn to sex, somehow.

"Yeah, John and I have been emailing. He's really a cool dude, but now he wants to bump it up."

by LucieLaMer March 2, 2010

dick bump

The act of penal penatration to a fetus's skull.

While I was fucking this bad ass bitch It felt like I was hitting a wall with my dick, but then she said to quit dick bumping her baby.

by Brad February 4, 2005

Bump n' Scroll

The act of scrolling through a social network on one's phone, with loud music of choice playing in the background through a nearby speaker.

An act often performed by a group of multiple people, either in an automobile or basement of a house.

John was 8 mintues late to practice, his daily bump n' scroll in the parking lot took much too long.
"Hey dudes, let's go get high as fuck and bump n' scroll.

by BrooksyDeChambeau June 9, 2015

Fist bump

When 2 people are bent over standing with their butt cheeks touching and, simultaneously, fake sneeze until their sphincters kiss.

Person 1: Aw man, I'm going to have to stick to soft foods for awhile.

Person 2: Why's that?

Person 1: Because we were fist bumping until I gave myself a hemmorrhoid.

by Nfarnold21 August 3, 2015

bumping his gums

Talking about nothing, talking just to hear yourself. Trash talking with no meaning or value of the conversation.

He was "bumping his gums" at the card table.

by One Light October 26, 2013