bum fancy

A quite preposterous and rather Victorian way to describe gay sex

Did you witness Dave and billy in the alleyway?

I consider bum fancy was involved!!

by anonymous July 13, 2022

Bubble bum

Other meth addicts that come around just to smoke your bubble but never have any drugs or money of thier own.

Hide your shit here comes another bubble bum.

by Phantasmaddiction November 1, 2015

bum blanket

When one sits on anothers face

John gave Alister a great bum blanket

by WuddaWhist February 8, 2009

bum spit

A synonym for swill, bad, harsh or otherwise low-quality alcohol.

That vodka we had last night was bum spit! We should drink something of better quality next time because it gave me a wicked hangover.

by jsnyjnel February 7, 2008

bum bugler

1. Someone who likes to give rim jobs.

2. Someone who rips out the wet ones.

I'm dating Tony now.

I'd think about getting your ass bleached, if I were you, heard he's a right bum bugler.

I wouldn't sit behind Jeff, he's a bit of a bum bugler that one.

by Shuaman September 6, 2018

Runners bum

When you need to shit whilst running and you must clench your asscheeks to hold it in.

- "Hahaha Paula Radcliffe shat herself mid race", "ah, we've all had runners bum"

by Mahoganay October 28, 2013

Crumpet bum

Slang used for someone with celulite on their bum, it gives the effect of a crumpet! Also a built up residue of anal crap due to lack of ass wiping abilities

Lad: holly hell look at that crumpet bum over there! She aint been ass wiping

by Jollyrodgerey November 6, 2014