brain ninja

someone who has the ability to get into your head and fuck with your mind.

Jess: We were having a fight bout (something stupid that was Jess' fault) but i totally turned it around and made him feel bad bout it.
Ashlee: wow, you're such a brain ninja jess!

by inimitable07 April 4, 2009

Braindead Afrikaner

A braindead Afrikaner is an Afrikaner who has a very low IQ, probably calls black people nogs, believes that Orania is retarded, and believes that a South African Civil War is coming, an therefore spends all of his spare rands on canned biltong. Synonyms include Kaaplander and braindead Boer.

Horne: Did you see the YouTube channel of this Kaaplander individual, he seems quite unintelligent.
Smith: I have seen his channel, and I believe that he is a braindead Afrikaner.

by HandleBrake12 July 3, 2020

mush brain

Decreased brain function, including (but not limited to) slower reflexes, confusion, and a lower IQ. This condition is observed:

1. In workers who spend greater than 8 hours a day and/or greater than 30 hours a week on excel

2. In North American citizens (particularly men) on the Monday after the Super Bowl

3. In athletes who have experienced many concussions

The professional hockey player was forced to end his career early due to mush brain after having numerous severe

by Mush Brain Patrol March 14, 2012

bitch braid

A long, braided high ponytail worn by women engaging in non-contact team sports (soccer, lacrosse, basketball) that can used to whip opponents in the face throughout the course of play. It's also kind of a pretentious/bitchy hairstyle.

I don't want to mark number 8 anymore - home girl has a foot-long bitch braid.

by iwhipmyhairbackandforthgirl August 21, 2012

Soft Brain

Polite way to call a person retarded

hes a democrat. must be a soft brain

by PresidentElectDickPenis January 6, 2021

brain fry

when you're brain overheats from being stuck in one problem for too long, preventing thinking and awareness of you're envirnment

my brain fry! go away, before I... um..... eh.... GO AWAY!!!

by Spaz De Kat March 19, 2009

Brain Spurs

brain spurs. noun. a medical term referring to fatty growths in the cerebral cortex causing difficulty speaking, limited vocabulary, lying, laziness caused by being born rich

Trump got a deferment from Vietnam due to his Brain Spurs.

by Sal'tripin November 11, 2017