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Free the whales

To eject sperm. To eject human male sperm containing 23 chromosomes into an egg
He will Free the whales by giving his sperm to Jessica tonight
by FreeDemWhales April 7, 2015
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Piece of whale shit son of a bitch

When your average insult just will not do the trick. This is the lowest form of life on planet earth. Basically a douchebag to the nth power.
by SirFuckNuts February 5, 2010
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Whale Tail

A fashion boom popularized by Britney Spears and Anna Korinkova incorporating hipster jeans and high riding thongs.
This restaurant does not permit tie-dyes or whale tails.
by Bill Peters August 3, 2004
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beached whale

When you take a dump while sitting on the toilet backwards so that your fecal matter ends up on the dry part of the toilet and not in the water.
Last time I used Gabe's bathroom I left a gnarly beached whale.
by wigwam69 September 9, 2006
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Make hay while the sun shines

To take an opportunity to do something when the time and conditions are near perfect or available.

From agriculture, when farmers gather the long grass growth of summer to dry it to produce hay as winter feed for animals; The best time to cut and dry the hay is during sunny days.
A:"There's a sale at K-mart this week - You wanna see if the have something for your sister's birthday?"
B:" Sure - Might as well make hay while the sun shines, and get her something at cut price!"
by D F Stuckey May 15, 2004
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Whale Fingers

When a person slaps their hands together on a cock and moves them limply up and down like a walrus giving a hand job.
Dude that bitch gave you the whale fingers!!!
by Whale fingers McGee October 23, 2006
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whidbey whale

Whidbey refers to the largest island off the coast of the continental United States. It's located off of Washington in the Pacific Northwest. The whale part isn't what you think but has a common definition as Whidbey itself. It refers to the large woman that tend to inhabit the island. Everywhere you go, especially at night, there are going to be large women. They're known to be good at blowjobs but also a good laugh since after your decent looking, but drunk buddy sleeps with one-everyone except him in your cirlce of friends laugh about it for days and then continue to remind him here and there for a period of months.
Guy 1: OMG! can we find a bar that doesn't have whidbey whales or is somewhat exciting??

Guy 2: How about Anacortes?

Guy 3: Naw, that place is all antiqueish, full of old people and small-what about Coupeville?

Guy 2: I think we're fucked. Let's just go back and play beer pong til some navaho's look decent.
by PistolioPete December 20, 2007
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