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Extremely tight skinny jeans for both sexes, worn without undergarments for a smooth look. Usually so tight that sitting down is not easy.
Take Levi's 510 jeans, 1 or 2 sizes too small, and shrink more by washing. You now have hipster jeans. Good luck getting them on.
by exhipster December 29, 2014