Window-tree

A bird feeder that mad people put outside their window to look ugly.

No lip around the trays so food will blow off and attract rats.

Made by someone that can't controll their bowels.

Hey Andy, do you think I should buy this Window-tree so I can watch birds eat?

No way Lisa! Just go to the garden centre and buy a metal one that won't rot, and it will have proper trays that won't let the food blow away.

Is this Window-tree bird feeder safe?

No! The maker probably didn't wash their hands after the last time they shat themselves! Plus it doesn't meet any EU or Britsh safety specifications.

If I buy this Window-tree am I helping the economy?

No! The person isn't paying any income tax or VAT, it's highly illegal.

Will this Window-tree last long?

No, it's wooden, it will rot.

by L.s.v.Kennan July 24, 2012

Burnin' Trees

A discrete way of saying "let's go smoke some pot". Pot is Marijuana for all who didn't know. Marijuana is a dank plant that you smoke, and you feel a high.

She's burnin' trees with her friends up at the park.

by Annieiswhatsup September 12, 2011

Tree wrapping

The Act of wrapping your vehicle around a tree at high speeds most likely being fatal.

“Did you hear about how Michael died? He went tree wrapping”

by Edwin17 December 28, 2022

bff tree

a crazy addiction to your best of freinds
chris
edric
ari
kelsey
leonie
huda
kellis
morral of the storyy we are all rats

damn look at the bff tree they are crazy

by ksmity February 3, 2020

Tree Slonkey

A mixture of the words "monkey" and "sloth". A tree Slonkey is a mythical creature that lives in a Forest. The Slonkey can be found hanging from a tree and making strange noises. The tree Slonkey urban legend originated in the UK, where sightings are increasing high. The Slonkey looks like a cross between a monkey and a sloth, hence the name.

Unimportant person 1: hey, what's that?

Unimportant person 2: what's what?

Unimportant person 1: that thing in the tree?

Unimportant person 2: it's probably a tree Slonkey.

by Asian_noodle(I'm not Asian) April 27, 2020

Tree Stinky

Team Three

Team Three is Tree Stinky.

by Clashyyyy May 10, 2020

Tree Music

Lacklustre jazz /funk music with no middle, beginning or end. Often played in elevators.

" Matthew and Tristian were sitting on the floor barefoot snacking on vegan bacon crisps listening to tree music"

by Olemrgrey July 25, 2020