Introduced into our lives during FOX's nationally-broadcasted game between the Boston Red Sox and the New York Yankees on April 16th, 2004, this unwelcome gift from Satan took the form of an animated baseball of the same name.
"Scooter" was designed for the purpose of teaching those new to the game the finer points of pitching, hitting, and fielding, but ended up coming off as just another hokey "Barney-like" gimmick, inciting viewers across America to change the channel or throw something at their television sets when he appeared on their screens multiple times throughout the game. FOX Sports Broadcasters Joe Buck and Tim McCarver will drop everything in mid-sentence if necessary so as not to interrupt Scooter, while baseball purists around the world collectively bang their heads against a wall.
Often compared to "Poochie" from the "Itchy & Scratchy Show" when analyzing the level of annoyance TV watchers feel whenever his character appears on the screen.
Unidentified sources say that there's currently a $1,000,000 bounty on the head of whichever FOX executive actually thought that "Scooter" was a good idea to unleash upon the unsuspecting general public. Currently, no one has stepped up to claim "Scooter" as their creation (or more appropriately, excretion), though rumor has it that three board members of the FOX Sports Programming Committee have filed for passports since "Scooter's" debut appearance.
"Scooter" was designed for the purpose of teaching those new to the game the finer points of pitching, hitting, and fielding, but ended up coming off as just another hokey "Barney-like" gimmick, inciting viewers across America to change the channel or throw something at their television sets when he appeared on their screens multiple times throughout the game. FOX Sports Broadcasters Joe Buck and Tim McCarver will drop everything in mid-sentence if necessary so as not to interrupt Scooter, while baseball purists around the world collectively bang their heads against a wall.
Often compared to "Poochie" from the "Itchy & Scratchy Show" when analyzing the level of annoyance TV watchers feel whenever his character appears on the screen.
Unidentified sources say that there's currently a $1,000,000 bounty on the head of whichever FOX executive actually thought that "Scooter" was a good idea to unleash upon the unsuspecting general public. Currently, no one has stepped up to claim "Scooter" as their creation (or more appropriately, excretion), though rumor has it that three board members of the FOX Sports Programming Committee have filed for passports since "Scooter's" debut appearance.
"I would have disemboweled Scooter without any hesitation whatsoever, but then I realized that he is only an animated baseball. Therefore, I will just have to settle for swinging a sledgehammer into my television screen and pray that FOX would get the message by now."
by Nicky J April 20, 2004
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Get the scooter crabs mug.This is a term derived from the Skittles catchline "Taste the rainbow". To shoot the rainbow you must have Skittles-infused vodka and you must take consecutive shots of each of the 5 flavors (normally Skittles vodka requires separation of the different colors, otherwise you just get disgustingly sweet vodka). Some people use various color orders when shooting the rainbow but the most common order goes red (strawberry), orange (WTF do you think the flavor is if the thing's color is "orange"?), yellow (lemon), green (lime) and lastly purple (grape). Sometimes red and yellow are switched so that the order goes by color depth or some people just by their own taste.
The bartender last night said that they had made a lot of Skittles-infused vodka and recommended that we shoot the rainbow. He might as well have been selling crack since we all got 2 rounds of 5 shots and wanted more!
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Get the Scootering mug.The new thing all the scene kids are doing. People thought that scooters were uncool and only losers scoot now but it is quite the contrary and now all the cool kids are scootering.
Dude are you going scootering after schoo?
Hell yeah I am are you
You bet your wheelie bar I am!
Nice, thats Scooter X core
Hell yeah I am are you
You bet your wheelie bar I am!
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by sionofdarkness April 21, 2006
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