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Simon Jung

Damn, that guy sings like Simon Jung!
by Owen April 2, 2004
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Somalian Dick Salmon

Someone or something that exhibits oddness, lack of hygiene, foreign nature, general sliminess, or a combination of them all.
Damn, Ms. Lopez is a Somalian Dick Salmon. You can smell it.
by InShnawWeTrust February 20, 2011
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Salmon

The color of a nice pink pussy. The opposite of roast beef.
Man 1: "So bro... Was she a salmon or roast beef?"
Man 2: "She was SALMON!!!"
by urmomsgreat July 27, 2008
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Simon Legree

• SIMON LEGREE (noun)

The noun SIMON LEGREE has 2 senses:
1. a cruel employer who demands excessive work from the employees

Meaning:
A cruel employer who demands excessive work from the employees
Classified under:
Nouns denoting people
Synonyms:
Simon Legree; slave driver
Hypernyms ("Simon Legree" is a kind of...):
employer (a person or firm that employs workers)

2. the cruel slave dealer in an anti-slavery novel by Harriet Beecher Stowe

Meaning:
The cruel slave dealer in an anti-slavery novel by Harriet Beecher Stowe
Classified under:
Nouns denoting people
Instance hypernyms:
character; fictional character; fictitious character (an imaginary person represented in a work of fiction (play or film or story))
Simon Legree is the Democrat equivalent to the Republican Uncle Tom.

Barack Obama equals Simon Legree.
by Intelligence Incarnate December 6, 2011
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salmon

A fish that yields pink flesh. Hits the spot when it is:
-steamed with ginger on top
-pan-fried with sweet and sour sauce
-pan fried with curry and onions on top
Mmm, that curry on salmon last night was awesome.
by StatenIslander December 23, 2007
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salmon slap

When a young woman is in the spawning area and is suddenly slapped across the face with a slippery dick.
Jared salmon slapped the shit outta Johanna the other night while I was in jail.
by Smokedaweed June 11, 2006
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Simone

is a female demonic legendary creature who seduces men in their sleep, repeated intercourse with a succubus may result in the deterioration of health, or even death.
by overlord72 July 15, 2010
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