Taco Surprise

When you have anal sex and she starts shitting everywhere.

I was fucking this bitch in the ass, but then she gave me that taco surprise and I had to back out.

by Pussbag McGee November 24, 2020

sunrise surprise

When one gay male is having anal sex with another gay male and the male that is fucking the other male in the ass, shits in his hand and rubs it in the other males face, while he is fucking him.

Dude I totally gave this random gay guy I met at the club the sunrise surprise last night.

by Big Dick Swag2 December 12, 2010

cranberry surprise

Any unnamed alcoholic beverage.

Dude this tastes like shit what is it?
Cranberry surprise.

Dude! this is so good, what is it?
Cranberry surprise!

Dude... This tastes like carrots... What is it?
CRANBERRY SURPRISE

by yayeah March 14, 2006

Jello Surprise

The hard, spongy textured layer of jello found at the bottom of the bowl. It formed when jello isn't eaten for a number of days, thus becoming hard and losing taste. The act of biting into this layer gives you a nasty taste and texture in your mouth...SURPRISE!

Mom: Tonight we're going to your aunt's house to have dinner.
Child: Oh great...then for dessert we get to eat Uncle Don's week old jello with the jello surprise.

by Mikedakwik February 29, 2008

Chocolate Surprise

When one excretes their own feces into the mouth of another, much like eating a chocolate bar, or warm chocolate ice cream

When the bitch wouldn't suck me off, I gave her a chocolate surprise!

by farttroll February 27, 2003

cherry surprise

while the male is positioning his penis between a womans heaving bosum and then he proceeds to ejaculate on the females face and then punches her in the nose and yells "surprise".

my bitch called the cops after i gave her a cherry suprise last night

by matt oyler November 15, 2003

dutch surprise

An unpleasant fart which involveds farting on someone's head and covering it with a blanket.

You just earned one dutch surprise you weinerhead

by Little Lester July 21, 2003