Fucking Retrospect

A phrase used to describe the agonizing frustration of realizing that you did something you regret, and wanting to do it differently but realizing it after-the-fact. This typically occurs about 5 minutes later but the realization of such can occur years later...

Looking back in fucking retrospect, I realized that cute girl didn't want to know the time: she was actually interested in me!

by Babo Sang Pyo December 4, 2005

retard

A person with an IQ below 70 and who is impaired in normal, social, or occupational functioning.

by Anonymous August 4, 2003

Retreat

The word "Victory" in French.

American: "You frogs sure retreated fast when the Germans came a knocking."
Frenchie: "Yeah, and if they tried it a third time we'd retreat again! Twice as hard!"

by QueenMidas February 7, 2010

retro gaming

When someone says they play video games but not this new age Halo generation crap. I'm talking SNES and earlier. Before the days of Wii, PS2, or the internet, video gaming in a simpler form.

"I'm into retro gaming, my friends and I just finished Chrono Trigger for the fifth time last week."

by Agent86 March 17, 2009

Return Fire

When you're droppin bombs on a toilet with too much water in the bowl, and it splashes back at you, returning the fire

After 2 Qdoba burritos, i hit the restroom to drop a few bombs, but was met with Return Fire from the feisty bowl.

by messy_marv_32 February 20, 2010

Are you retarded

The worst mobile game ad title ever.

Yes, it is a real mobile game ad by ketchapp. It features gameplay of a basketball game thing with a white rectangle on top that says "Are you retarded", matching the ad title.

ketchapp: Are you retarded
The community: Yes, I am

by dgfhgfdcghghfgghhhgggghhhhhhhh July 12, 2021

Reticence

the state or quality of being reluctant; unwillingness

reticence of big words is no excuse to use small vocabulary in everyday conversation

by stargazingmuffin October 20, 2008