corn muffin

Black Girl: "Hey corn muffin!"
White Girl: "Shut up NIGGER!!"
by Fanopolis May 30, 2004
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muffin the mule

a puppet character from a British children's tv programme of the 1950s
we all love muffin, muffin the mule.
by Dunky Oggins October 28, 2003
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Fag-a-muffin

A small child or pre-teen showing signs of being a complete fagot!
I love my son, but he acted like such a fag-a-muffin when he lost the spelling bee Johnsons little fag-a-muffin son!
by J.P Johnson January 28, 2011
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The Muffin Man

A creepy tool who preys on unnattractive younger high school girls. He likes to wear just one ear bud at a time, rendering any song in stereo beyond his comprehension. For supper, he likes to eat a salad with zesty french dressing, but not too much, or he'll have bad dreams about his very small feet falling through sewer grates.
J: Hey, let's go cockblock the Muffin Man!
L: Block what?
by Juke McKones May 05, 2011
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Dirty Muffin

During intercourse, when a woman defecates on a man's scrotum after anal sex; Therefore turning his testicles into a feces flavored snack.
The old man's dirty muffin was devoured by the crack whore.
by Allen Schmidt August 02, 2004
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Wobble Muffin

I'm eating a Wobble Muffin.
by Prendy August 23, 2008
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Party Muffin

It is similar to a stud muffin, but he/she also is at every party you go to. You will see them for sure at every party, also can be called a partyholic or party rocker.
Damn dude, he's always at the parties. What a party muffin bro!
by Vanja Mehmedovic July 12, 2010
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