marriage

A legal document, whereby 2 insane people, intentionally lie by contractually agreeing to a perpetual state of codependency.

A marriage is where you make false statements such as, if you marry me I will love you forever. To have and to hold from this day forward, for better, or for worse, for richer, or for poorer, in sickness, and in health, to love and to honor
and to cherish unconditionally. Forsaking all others, I will be faithful to you.

by cutterbil January 4, 2013

sucking marrow

when a woman sucks a man's penis to such an extreme extent that his ejaculate contains blood.

Oh my god bro, mary was sucking marrow last night, then she had a sneaky dragon and got a bloody cum nose.

by DiggityCompton January 19, 2008

Salt Lake Marriage

Akin to a Boston Marriage, a Salt Lake Marriage is a plural marriage involving more than three women.

Yo, Jane, Marie, and Andrea are in some crazy-ass Salt Lake Marriage!

by HAZ4RD December 30, 2008

marranos

The filthiest group known to man. These men will fuck your bitch and give her back. They are often found in local clubs or across the border fucking shit up. This infamous group live an extravagant lifestyle through the XO code and take shit from no one.

those marranos are fucking savages, they are always under the influence and fuck shit up everywhere they go.

by mellow.xo April 4, 2017

Marra

Anyone with a connection to sellafield nuclear power plant

shift's up marra, as gahn yam

by davey crockett February 8, 2005

Marriage

just like drugs don't do it

Jon: His life is screwed.
Steven: Why?
Jon: He got married
Steven: Man, Marriage sucks.

by #1 jason marz fan April 17, 2009

marrero

A certain spanish individual with an enormously large butt, that has the IQ of a two year old, an exceptionally large penis, and the ever famous moustache.

Look, there goes Stephanie.

Holy Crap guys, she just pulled a Stephanie.

Wow, what a freakin Stephanie

by The Big Brown Man March 11, 2005