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A legal document, whereby 2 insane people, intentionally lie by contractually agreeing to a perpetual state of codependency.
A marriage is where you make false statements such as, if you marry me I will love you forever. To have and to hold from this day forward, for better, or for worse, for richer, or for poorer, in sickness, and in health, to love and to honor
and to cherish unconditionally. Forsaking all others, I will be faithful to you.
and to cherish unconditionally. Forsaking all others, I will be faithful to you.
by cutterbil January 4, 2013
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