Mama Payne

Martin's (Martin Lawrence's TV series, Martin) shrill, extremely frenetic, and easily excited mother (Edna Payne), who was overprotective of Martin and disliked Gina immensely. Ironically, Lawrence's mustache was never covered with stage make-up while in this role, which Gina usually pointed out when Martin and her talked about his mother.

When Mama Payne's bird died, Mama Payne lost it.

At Gina and Martin's wedding (on Youtube), Mama Payne makes an appearance and goes nuts when she thinks "Applehead" (a.k.a. Gina) has stolen her boy, Martin.

"Mama's feet stay planted. Never know when I got to go two to the body and over to the hip," shrieked Mama Payne.

Like Martin, Mama Payne's catchphrase is "DAMN! DAMN! DAMN!"

Mama Payne is a character Martin Lawrence should bring back and make a show about

by Moapsy August 5, 2008

yo mama

yo mama

yo mama iz so fat, she haz got more rolls than a supermarket!!!

by youtalkintome? November 7, 2003

Mama bear

An uninteresting and overdramatic suburbanite woman who thinks she is tougher and more important than she really is

She put on her camo Mama Bear shirt, because today, she is going to crush it.

by OxfordMennace September 30, 2021

Ain't Your Mama

A brand of pancake mix and syrup available at your local grocery store.

Gotta get some more of that "Ain't Your Mama" syrup - we're almost out!

by PJ Poppyjoe June 5, 2005

yo mama

Aaron Healy's only comeback

Someone - Aaron, put that cock down and grab the butt plugs.
Aaron - Yo Mama!!!

by poontang March 17, 2004

Yo Mama

A brand of outdated jokes that are still told by ignorant fucktards. Anyone found telling these jokes are to be immediately dazed by pepper spray, assfucked by a homeless bum, and fight Chuck Norris to the death.

Yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, her acceleration from rest resulted in a force between the two conductors of 6.0 to bi-tensor com-flex 23 newtons-per-minute and the magnetic flex around the closed curve was proportional to the algebraic sum of electric currents flowing through that closed curve.

by ServiceWithaSmile March 21, 2009

L9 MAMA DIE

When the Japangloids of hypixel.net die in their favorite hypodermic mini game of mega walls they will become triggered more then the 7 suns and get on alt accounts to use their CHEATS and when they fail at cheating they will tell the L9 members of hypixel mega walls mama to die and they hope you die in macdonalds

L9 i hope your mama die
Your mama should die in Macdonald
Mama die
L9 MAMA DIE MACDONALD

by blackexcellence April 5, 2019