logging

When Russian ladies feel lonely, they do a massive shite, freeze it and at times of need, use it as a dildo, according to Manchipp.

So there I was, chillin with my hot Ruski Mama when all of a sudden and with no suggestion for me, she goes to the freezer and drags out this 13 inch shit and starts to masturdate using it. So obviously I said "what the hell are you doing" and she said, "Logging, it's all the range here in Russia" (but in Russian clearly, as she was russian)

by stretch June 6, 2003

Loganed

A rather frightening and unusually prolonged attack from Logan resulting in the rubbing of his man titties and stomach on the nearest part of the victims body while simultaneously creating a series of high pitched squeels and shreeks accompanied by extremely strange facial expressions similar to that of a common retard.

That poor soul (Kyle) was walking down the ally minding his own business when he was suddenly Loganed.

by A sole survivor September 1, 2008

Logging

Logging (also known as Facebook logging) is when someone logs into someone's open Facebook account and fucks with their settings or just their Facebook statuses. This term is prefered over the term "hacking" sense there is no actual hacking involved and only stupid 12 years old girls actually still call it hacking.

Girl on boy's Facebook account: Haha hacked u love u
Friend of boy's account comments: You didn't hack him you stupid bitch you were just logging him.

by StoneTown August 30, 2012

loganpaul

A faggot cunt that has not life and shows people who have commited suicide. That makes hima faggot so unsub from him and dislike bot him please and out.

Loganpaul is a nigger.

by LoganIsANigger February 24, 2018

Logan

A gay piece of shit. Listens to GARBAGE music, and never shuts the fuck up.

Ugh, ew look its logan.

by secretlove8103 September 23, 2020

loganism

a statement that makes no sence what so ever.

Torey: I like icecream.
Logan: I wish my name stated with "L".
Torey: ... dude

by torra borra May 18, 2004

lobing

when said mouth sucks and licks elongated ear lobe in a sexual manner. Opposite or same sex.

I really want you to lobe me right now.

Me and my boys were at a club and this chick started lobing me.

Brando does not like to be lobed. Cause it tickles.

by bscottiep12 December 31, 2010