Tom Jones 

A man who cheats so much it causes his or wife or girlfriend to lose their mind. Coined after the famous Welsh singer and ladies man, Tom Jones, whose wife became shattered by her husband’s numerous infidelities.

“He did a Tom Jones on her.”

“How’s Jane”
“Well Sam did a Tom Jones on her, she is now fragile as glass, and won’t even go out in public.”

Tarnower pulled a Tom Jones on Jean Harris, and she ended up pulling a trigger.

My mom had a nervous breakdown after my dad pulled a Tom Jones on her.

Tom Jones by literary.muse September 2, 2010

emma jones 

emma jones is a woman from bridgwater with a kind warm heart, mostly found hanging around bobby her best friend.
shes blonde but not think, slim and fit.

emma jones sexy, emma jones likes men, emma jones like dogs

emma jones by moussey jones December 11, 2010

BILLY JONES 

blow JObs

BILLY JONES BJ"S

BILLY JONES by RICHARD FLWMEMA September 22, 2009

Daniel Jones

Daniel Jones is an uncommon breed of mutant rat. He spends his spare time watching sislovesme videos, not to wank, but simply for entertainment. He also enjoys activities such as, but not limited to: Masturbation to black people gifs, pronouncing the word "gif" as "jif", and stealing his neighbours garden gnomes. If you are approached by such a creature, stay extremely still as to not threaten it, as when they are threatened they tend to grow a large coat of needles and shoot them at their enemies.

"See that Daniel Jones boy, don't go near him he's a bit, mmm you know"

Daniel Jones by The Jakey Cunt In Scotland October 15, 2018

Mike Jones 

A nigger that can't sing worth shit and thinks he's cool and has bitches.
Also see Nigger.

Look at that Mike Jones over there actin like his shit don't stink.

Mike Jones by KKKoolguy April 13, 2006

Alex Jones 

Alex Jones is a conspiracy theorist(founder of Infowars) and journalist who is known for the ''sandy hook didn't happen'' and ''chemicals make the frogs gay'' conspiracies. . Jones admitted he was wrong on Sandy Hook and misspoke on the frogs, it turns out that frogs become hermaphrodite because of the chemicals but not gay.

Despite being a whacko he has proven himself to be a high level exposer of conspiracies having filmed the bohemian temple's moloch video. He has also spoken on Nazi interventions with Jinn(interdimensional aliens). Despite all this he is still a hardcore nationalist and Trump supporter, not being able to see the bad there.

Alex Jones was crazy, but when pressured he backs it up.

Alex Jones by @mrkulci October 16, 2020

Nick Jones 

Cousin to the rapper Miike Jones--found dead in 2006 after his bitch tied him up and left, apparantly afta haven taken a shit on his chest. when discovered days later, the po-po found that he struggled, only for it to have it slided into his mouth and cause him to gag and aphixiate.

Shawn: yo- do' hear about that clown that got nick jones'd
Jamal: dat shit's wack--too bad that nigga's dead.

Nick Jones by ghostikilla November 9, 2007