January 21

National Toe-Tip day. You gotta just walk on your toe tips all day. No excuses. No weaknesses.

January 21
Dan ~ *looking elsewhere*
Barry ~"Oh hi Dan"
Dan~*physically gasps, staring at Barry's bloodied toes*"Oh jeez, Barry, what's uh...what's going on with your.. feet man..?"
Barry ~ "DAN YOU SILLY GOOSE. You know it's national Toe-Tip day."

January 21 by Gu355Wh05B4ck December 5, 2019

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January 9

ITS NATIONAL GET YOUR LGBTQ+ FRIEND A GIFT

just get them a gift on January 9

January 9 by _eatmyshorts_ November 8, 2020

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January 30

National ask you crush out day! If u are to afraid to ask for crush out...January 30th is the day

Boy: “hey do u wanna go out sometime?”
Crush: “yes! How come u suddenly asked me!”
Boy: “it’s January 30th!”

January 30 by anonymous December 7, 2020

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January 32nd

National ignore a friend day
On January 32nd you can ignore a friend and not get in trouble because if someone comes to give out to you, tell them its national ignore a friend day

Friend: Hey wanna come to my house after school

You: …
Friend: Hello?
You: …
Friend: Ohhhhh its January 32nd

January 32nd by Dates_That_Dont_Exist November 2, 2019