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1) The Holy River in which Jesus was Baptized.

2) A fiery but kind soul. He has the best smile and the purest blue eyes. He loves fiercely until you push him past his threshold. Then he tears you to pieces like a ravenous wolf, and leaves you in his wake.
Them: What happened between you and Jordan?

Me: Jordan pulled a Mr. Darcy. I waited in the sunrise, but he never came back for me, across the dewey sun-laden field in the morning.
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she is a back stabbing motherfucking bitch. never become friends with a girl named jordan she will always tease you about your insecurties and she will just ruin your life. she thinks shes so perfect but in reality shes not. shes not popular but alot of people know her but most of it is just hate. yeah stay away
guy 1: 'shit shes making fun of me again'

guy 2: 'stop being friends with jordan, shes a bitch
jordan by Critter >:) May 5, 2022
a man who has been through a lot, and is nonchalant at first but will begin to open up as time goes by he's a very caring man on the inside and notices alot even if it seems he doesn't care
Jordan by capposzn May 9, 2022
Generally a man that enjoys being the bottom in a relationship. Noun
Hey chris, did you get with that guy last night?

No, he was too much of a Jordan.
Jordan by TKDubsta May 10, 2022
some black dude who probably eats fried chicken and drinks purple kool aid on his free time
man 1:Hey jordan tryna hang out?

Jordan:no nigga im eating fried chicken fuck off.
jordan by big tittied man May 17, 2022
This name is short for a skinny fuck who thinks he rules the world, but in reality, he is the bitch in every situation.
Your such a Jordan.
Why do you have to be such a Jordan.
Jordan by ActuallyJosh May 17, 2022
Teagan: So where are you from?
Yunus: I'm from Jordan.
Teagan: I didin't know shoes were a country!
Jordan by RemovePork May 19, 2022