gooey coonie

a moment where the hairy taco cums

see hairy taco

I swear I had a gooey coonie when i saw his 14 inch long ding-a-ling!!!

by soonie coonie November 19, 2006

Shit the Goof

1. The act of shitting in Goofy's mouth. This is most easily accomplished by buying a Goofy hat from Disney World and promptly taking a dump on the underside. Optionally, you can send it to Disney headquarters.

2. An unusual euphemism generally referring to hanging out with friends and getting nothing useful done.

1. "Man, I'm so angry at those Direct-to-DVD Disney movies, I could just shit the goof."

2. "I've got nothing to do; want to shit the goof tonight?"

by El Fosk December 13, 2009

goofed

The act of being very high- usually on marijuana.

"Hey- what do you think of this shit?"
"Man- I'm absolutely goofed."

by Sasquatch June 30, 2003

Goofball

A Girl who is Smart, Pretty, Intelligent and Funny!
Usually they love to hangout and play games with other people, and are just a lovable person to be around, they also make you happy when you feel down, they are really nice and smart as well!
Goof is for Short!

Dude, that Girl is such a Goof!

She is such a Goofball!

by Bubby! September 29, 2013

goof ball

A term for barbituates mostly used in the early part of the 20th century.

William Burroughs did a lot of goof balls.

by Arvin Smee January 25, 2006

gooey greenback

The Gooey Greenback is a simple manuever, requiring only yourself, some ho, and a single dollar bill. Before you are about to nut on/in the girl, (acheive this any way that you like), take aim at her forehead. After nutting all over her face, then grab the one dollar bill and slap it on to her forehead. If done properly, the bill will stick on and stay there. This is the most degrading sexual act you can perform without the use of feces.

I gave that bitch her money back, in the form of a gooey greenback.

by C of K July 26, 2006

Goofyesque

The act or condition of being like Goofy. Can also be used to describe someone who makes you feel good, or at ease.

Kevin is Goofyesque, and that's what makes him so special.

by Quick December 14, 2008