flap jappin

to pull the labia majora outwards while performing cunnilingus and frantically slap them together

she: what the fuck are you doing down there?!
he: oh baby, just flap jappin this mutha fucka.

by black baby jesus November 30, 2011

flap map

A graphic illustration of a woman's sexual organs (often found in biology schoolbooks)

Look,i havent a clue where the clit is, lets get the flap map

by Sheazo McPisshorn June 19, 2011

flappalled

this word is a mix between flabbergasted and appalled you use this word to state that you are so shocked you needed a better term to use to express your feelings.

im so "flappalled" you didnt invite me to your party

by valkay July 9, 2011

Flap blasting

1: To blow excessive fat off of a body with a shotgun; usually referring but not limited to the fat of ones back.

2: To completely blow someone away with a shotgun.

Dude you got a 7 kill-streak flap blasting everyone with that SPAS-12!

by Metalvayne October 5, 2011

Flap Your Cracker

To overreacte, to throw a fit, to lose your temper; usually over something small
Also can be flapping your/a/my cracker, flapped your/a /my cracker

Example 1:
Bride: Oh my god! The white of the cake doesn't match the white of my dress! The wedding is totally ruined,we might as well just stop now!...
Groom: Honey, don't flap your cracker...
Example 2:
Guy 1: Where's Sue?
Guy 2: I don't know, she jusk flapped a cracker and took off.

by crazyningatiger42 July 19, 2012

Flapkin

to get slapped in the face with a dick

i flapkinned that chick

by Ae416 September 12, 2012

flapatus

When a person is mean to a girl for seemingly no reason usually referring to them as a gobbler or telling them to sit on one.
This term is usually aimed at blacksmiths or homosexuals for some reason.

Hey shut up alf, you flapatus!

by flapatus fan November 27, 2012