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You Do Use Condoms

Frequently used in various combinations when asking a particularly stupid individual if they haven't bred yet.
I just found out that South Africa is a country. Yet it's part of another country. I'm confused: how is this possible?

You do use condoms with your mate?

LOL of course!

Thank fuck!
by RTM 1963 February 25, 2022
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Corona Condom

What face masks became to dating singles during the Coronavirus pandemic of 2020 -- the social distancing prophylactic required if two single people hope to come within six feet of each other.
I thought Chris was going to go on a Corona Date with that hot chick last night.

No, he had to bail; he forgot his Corona Condom so she wouldn't let him near her.
by LuluBleu April 13, 2020
mugGet the Corona Condommug.

Condom

The rubber glove a man uses to cover his penis when he has sex with a partner. Mostly because he doesn't want kids or because he is cheating.
Nick used a condom to cover his penis after having sex with a bitch he was cheating with
by LETTMEEATYOURPUSSYBITCH October 16, 2017
mugGet the Condommug.

Jungle condom

Fail safe protection used to penetrate orifices of individuals likely to be riddled with disease.
Dude, you better put on a fucking jungle condom before you fuck that...that whore has so many diseases her cooch has alphabet soup in it.
by Stitches June 1, 2015
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Condom-mint

Similar too an Andy's mint. A comdom-mint is a used condom left on top of, under neath or inside of a pillow sheath.
I arrived late and tired to a late chick in at my hotel. I passed out immediately, In the morning my face was stuck to the pillow. I had been tagged by a condom-mint?
by El pillow bandit! May 29, 2021
mugGet the Condom-mintmug.

Condom

"I was born because my parents forgot to use a condom
by Ihatefortnite901 January 1, 2021
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Condom

A type of ballon. But remember sometimes balloons break and mistakes happen.
uh babe... my condom just broke and i came in ur pussy.
by fhndnjcndjen October 31, 2019
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