going commando

1. To fuck a woman without a condom

1. Dude, she was hot for it last night, but I didn't have a rubber so I had to go commando

by jorge February 15, 2005

love commando

A buddy who takes out the ugly chick so you can score the hot chick

She's hot for me, but won't leave unless her friend is scoring too - play the love commando for me buddy and I'll sort you next time out...

by Beazer September 6, 2006

Commander Keen

The leader of the gay pride parade.

"Hey, look at the commander Keen leading out front."

by Mike ddawson November 30, 2007

roger combs

Father of Benji and Joel Madden. I have tracked down this man and given him $500 and a pat on the back.

The reason Joel is so Ghetto and Benji is so hardcore.

Oh look, Good Charlotte have written another song about there father walking out on them on Christmas eve. I wonder what Good Charlotte would write songs about if their dad didn't leave them?

by kit January 29, 2005

commanding administrative executive officer of the amphibious turtle smurfs

an elderly nigga with a 3rd grade education whom is accountable for all slow walking, fast swimming niggas from the south atlantic.

shazaam went to talk to jamel the commanding administrative executive officer of the amphibious turtle smurfs to find out about an open postion to join the useless squad.

by shnarf May 26, 2008

here comes the heater

An expression for the act of someone pulling out a firearm.

"this deal is bad, aw snap here comes the heater"

by logikflux December 29, 2004

cum commander

one who is higher den a cock soulja, dat which is a cock, a tru dick, one who can control a person to randomly cream dere pants...a tru cum commander...

hot damn...da SPEK n' CEMONE are two really krunk munsta cum commanders...wow i wish i wuz dat cool..skippy no0dle mayn...one day...now tho...im happy wit bein a cock soulja

by spek December 12, 2004