why is there a dead pakistani on my couch

Random google search autocorrect!

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by riflema May 23, 2016

couch nigger

a bad name for someone, derived from chappel show...

fuck you, couch nigger

by bob September 1, 2006

fuck your couch

slang use for: "you've got to be kidding"

Boss: "I need that report by 10 am"
Reply: "Sir, fuck your couch"

by Samir Abdul Hasan December 9, 2008

eskimo couch party

a rave party on a couch with alot of grinding and kissing

"Oh man this weekend was crazy!" said justin
"Why? What happened?"
Said Nic
"Well Me and the cheerleaders had an eskimo couch party! It was insain!" said Max

by mark shelley March 24, 2009

more couch than ouch

This is my personal slang for when something or someone is cool and relaxed.

chillin' to chill, hang out, be calm

by Mike March 12, 2004

Fuck your couch

An expression of speech originally used by the Girls of Chaos. Used to express disgust, dismay or disbelieve. May also be used as an expression of surprise. Original context removed to protect the identity of those involved. ;)

RL: What did you do last weekend?
HB: I just hung out with xxxxx...
RL: Fuck your couch.

by Girls of Chaos October 25, 2010

Couch-poor

Forced to find money buried in the couch to purchase a cup of coffee or cigarettes. A typical characteristic among artists, ski-bums and Phish-heads.

After spending all night at the bar, she woke up to realize that she was now couch-poor.

by OhMyGaper October 24, 2009