Couch-poor

Forced to find money buried in the couch to purchase a cup of coffee or cigarettes. A typical characteristic among artists, ski-bums and Phish-heads.

After spending all night at the bar, she woke up to realize that she was now couch-poor.

by OhMyGaper October 24, 2009

CouchPork

noun: someone who is on a couch for the purpose of having sex.
verb: to have sexual intercourse on a couch

I'm going to have to have some of that couchpork before I go anywhere.

Have a seat, I am going to couchpork you.

by moonpork December 1, 2010