calendary

the ultimate friendship experience; a word that far surpasses "best friend"; love for a fellow calendarian that no one can ever break or change; a word that describes the fun and silly times of two wacky people; fun+love+heart= calendary; fun+love+heart+alcohol+pirates= heightened calendary!

argh we wantcher booty!

Curtis and Valerie share a calendary friendship made up of trust, love, and care. No one can ever break their specal bond, and if they try they will die a slow and painful death involving a blow torch.

by obiedobie November 30, 2005

caleb colman

an autistic little shit that cant stop grabbing at other mens dicks. he wears a strap on and sucks it all fucking night. no one knows were he came from bit we are trying to so we can bomb it so another shit fuck like this doesn't come to this world. his dick is the size of a fucking kit kat and his fucking hair be looking like a traffic cone. he also wears the gayest goggles and

wow look at that caleb colman fucking his hamster

by fn2817 November 29, 2017

caden

a very gay person that is also very annoying

That guy over there acts like a caden

by bdhsldspicnjipcpiqpi January 16, 2019

Caleb

That one tall, dark ass nigga with a high pitched voice

-WARNING-: he’s a mad op like no cap

Fuck u Caleb

by SuavéBaby January 27, 2019

Caleb

Biggest queer you will ever meet. Total fag who probably blows on the clarinet. Most celebs are autistic and like cars more than women

Caleb stuck his millimeter peeter in the car exaust pipe

by Factsguy101 March 4, 2019

Caden

a gerontophile:)

caden likes older people who are thiccc

by hoyari February 1, 2020

caden

A stuck up, conceited, arrogant pig who thinks he's better then everyone especially girls or one girl in particular . Has a fascination with arguing even though he's always gonna lose no matter how much he tries to convince himself otherwise. Blonde Cadens are by far the worst, if u start liking this blonde dingbat, do yourself a favor STAY AWAY! no matter how attractive he might be get the f*** away.
But don't let that scare u off Cadens can be very nice when they want to be, they can be funny and fun so don't judge them too quickly. give them a chance, maybe 2, or 3 or.... NO! don't do that! 3 strikes and theyr'e out. but seriously cadens are terribly awesome and awesomely terrible.

Tasha: caden could u be any more insensitive?!
Caden: ya! ya i could! but im nice so i wont:) unlike u
Tasha: *scoffs* ya right!
(argument continues for days and days and days and..........)

by skjvhskbgksd November 10, 2016