Birthday Invincibility

The ability to say whatever you want, no matter how stupid it may sound, and not be reprimanded because it is your birthday.

*at Jeff's birthday party*

Jeff (has birthday invincibility): Fall Out Boy's version of Beat It is much better than Michael Jackson's.

Everyone one: *nods head in agreement*

by cashruleseverythingaroundme September 23, 2012

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berthelson

Skinny, slimy weasel, who works his hardest to fuck over everyone under him. Married yet sleeps with all he can find. Progresses through life by living on his knees and loves every second of it.

Ther goes berthelson, running to chief again.

by iamKnan March 24, 2016

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birth bitch

A bitch at birth

She was a btich when she was. Born. Birth bitch

by Birth bitch August 15, 2016

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Similar to a birthday suit, a birthday tux is one's naked form but polished up for fancier events for which a birthday suit would be inappropriate. A birthday tux is more well trimmed and tanner than a birthday suit.

Valerie: "Are you wearing your birthday suit to the orgy?"
Michelle: "Are you kidding? I'm wearing my birthday tux! I'm going to shine like a diamond!"

by Brotogé September 7, 2016

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