sweating like a kiddie fiddler in a barney suit

To perspire heavily in a dangerous or threatening situation.

The bank robber was sweating like a kiddie fiddler in a barney suit when the cops arrived.

by drumsofdeath March 11, 2009

Barney

The creation of terrorists to destroy the minds of the youths of the United States.

Please mom, can I watch more barney? Today they are supposed to teach about jihad...

by Admiral Justin April 2, 2003

barney

"Cute Purple Dinosaur". Synonym for Satan.

CUTE PURPLE DINOSAUR becomes CVTE PVRPLE DINOSAVR

Roman Numerals are C (100), V (5), V (5), L (50), D (500), I (1), V (5)

Add them all up, and it's 666.

Barney=Satan

by ~Dee Dee~ January 6, 2009

barnzy

A person, typically without a job, who can find nothing more to do than play role-playing games, growl at people and, when drunk, pick up strangers professing their love.

Man 1: Hey man, what you doing today?
Barnzy: Grrrrr

by The Bus Wanker May 21, 2009

Barney Rubble Trouble

A person who is intentionally starting trouble, but pretends not to be, is creating Barney Rubble Trouble.

At the football game, Tim belittled the opposing fans by shouting names at them. When the stadium security guard came around, he told Tim to have a good time in the stands, but to not start any trouble. Tim replied, "No trouble, no trouble, Barney Rubble." Tim was creating Barney Rubble trouble because he gave the security guard the impression that he didn't mean to start any trouble when he really did.

by Jerry Y. March 6, 2008

Barnyarding

"Barnyarding" is a nice way of saying "bullshitting," which basically means lying about something in order to get a desired response or outcome.

"Seriously, no barnyarding, I'm telling the truth."

or

"All barnyarding aside, you're full of bullshit."

by Ian October 14, 2004

barney-muggin

The business of making love, Necking and petting, canoodeling.

I took Mabel out last night for a little bit of barney-muggin.

by Bob Proczko October 16, 2006