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Background check

The background check is preformed while hitting it doggystyle. You take your right thump and insert it into her ass. Be sure to wiggle it around and get it nice and deep. When you remove your thumb it should have a good amount of poo on it. Now take your right thumb and put a poopy thumb print on her ass cheek. Similar to a live scan, DROS, or background check.
by Mr. Brownfinger September 6, 2016
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Backdraft

The semen ejaculated from inside of a "water snaked" or water snaking it" set of conjoined penises. The backdraft effect occurs when one member of the set of masturbating gay men organs and ejaculates inside of the other's penis while the two penises are docked and being gripped tightly by the maturbating member of the water snaking duo. Note, because pain is normal for the backdraft recipient, finishing first is often a race between the stroker and strokee.
The two gay men lovers raced to backdraft inside of one another's penis.
by WordOfTheDay83 November 21, 2016
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Baker's Daughter's Dozen

I picked up those cookies from my coworker last night and got a baker's daughter's dozen.
by Brophytastic November 22, 2016
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Background bitch

The girl in the back of a relationship which the main girl doesn't know about
One day after school Jennifer went to her husbands classroom and found the background bitch, named Lauren, kissing Joseph her husband. Jennifer was so mad she snaked that hoe into next week.
by Muggin January 30, 2017
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Baker Pangolin

The best baker in town! Makes wonderful bread and muffins.
"Who's the best baker of them all?"
"Baker Pangolin!"
by BakaDog February 15, 2017
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Backrubbage

My backrubbage prevented me from getting a great job in the CIA.
by 13Sunnydaze March 22, 2017
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baker's dick

A dick of a length matching exactly eleven inches in length, of any girth. Similar to a subway dick, but one inch smaller.
The dude I fucked last night had a baker's dick. It was huge.
by Drunkbastard1337 April 21, 2017
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