Bartimus

When your kitty crouches on furniture or the floor but doesn't quite lay down all the way. Named after Barty Crouch

My cat was being such a Bartimus today and just stared at me.

by AwkwardSisters November 26, 2014

bartley challenge

Turning the bartley study rooms into a sex cave where business students leave their VSB virginity behind

Bro: Just put paper on the windows and be quiet.
Sorority chick: Did you reserve this room?
.... 3 minutes later
Bro: I'm a VSB GOD!
Sorority Chick: ehhh... that was quick. (sigh)
bartley challenge being defined as climax

by VSBslut December 15, 2014

Bartonning

Being inconvenient toward others ; generally being in the way of others

Dude Max was Bartonning the shit out of everyone's way on the van

by Flaresplitz2 July 5, 2015

bartec

Basically a human Snorlax. He is big, fat, disgusting, ugly, and has an extremely small penis (only about 0.2 inches!). He also likes to play CS:GO. He is the only Global Elite playing on 1 fps.

Girl 1: Eeew look at that fat ugly guy!

Girl 2: That must be a Bartec!

by Ejlesjlslwcskf December 13, 2016

Bartum

A nigga that is coo, funny and a joy to hang with, also can throw real heat.He is extra loyal, but will play you if he fells threaten. Usually has a big dick, and can fuck good

Girl #1 Bartum dick is bomb

Girl #2 yes I need me some of him

by Dr. J prime December 25, 2016

Bartle Farting

Four eagles plus seven lizards wearing sunglasses equals Whoopi Goldberg bartle farts.

I had my bitch bartle farting after I spat in her boonhole.

by KingjackMehoff April 1, 2017

bartonian sizzle cracker

1. (n) a name you give your best friend
2. (n) a name for someone who is very sunburnt or gets burnt very easily

"I love you bartonian sizzle cracker"

by oldtypingperson June 3, 2017