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bartec

Basically a human Snorlax. He is big, fat, disgusting, ugly, and has an extremely small penis (only about 0.2 inches!). He also likes to play CS:GO. He is the only Global Elite playing on 1 fps.

Girl 1: Eeew look at that fat ugly guy!

Girl 2: That must be a Bartec!

by Ejlesjlslwcskf December 13, 2016