Keydi

A beautiful girl with the funniest personality she is loyal sweet and a joy to be around so if u have a keydi in your life make sure u keep her because having a keydi is a blessing! Keydi’s are very sensitive and get attracted to boys/girls easily and sometimes get what they want but sometimes they are heart broken

Bro I like keydi but Idk how to ask her out

by Mystery girl with good advise April 3, 2020

Keyboard Warrior

1. A Person who, being unable to express his anger through physical violence (owning to their physical weakness, lack of bravery and/or conviction in real life), instead manifests said emotions through the text-based medium of the internet, usually in the form of aggressive writing that the Keyboard Warrior would not (for reasons previously mentioned) be able to give form to in real life.
2. The term is a combination of the word 'keyboard' (the main tool by which the person expresses his/her latent rage) and 'warrior' (due to the warrior-like aggression, tendency towards violence, headstrong nature and propensity towards brute force as a means of resolving conflict rather than more subtle means dependant on finesse).
3. The Keyboard Warrior seeks to use the power imbued in his 'weapon' to effect death and destruction (in a strictly-metaphorical sense) upon his foes (other virtual identities he has encountered on the internet). In essence, the keyboard (ie. text input ability) allows the keyboard warrior to manifest his true warrior nature in a safe and removed environment, from which no real-life repercussions .
4. Keyboard Warriors are generally identified by unneccessary rage in their written communications, and are regarded as 'losers' by other virtual identities on the internet.

Ken is such a keyboard warrior when he gets onto the internet.

by Chi Z September 28, 2006

Keyly

Different from other people. Playful and smiley. They get bored easily and love going on adventures. They’re very independent and do their own thing. Hot. Mysterious. Innocent. Chill. Caring. Kind. Pleasant. They are beautiful but don’t care about it. A lot of people find themselves being attracted to them. You can trust them with anything. Give the greatest advice. Tend to be somewhere else and zone out a lot. They’re bubbly and wild when they’re comfortable, but cold and distant when they’re not. They’re very different and optimistic. They’ve been through a lot. They look at the world in a different way. Always look beautiful. They’re stunning, turn heads and get attention even when they don’t want it. Great senses of style, they always look flawless even when they don’t try. People are always staring at her but she never notices. Guys chase after her but she rejects them. A lot of girls are jealous of her. Beautiful smile. Has a big ass. Fuck girls. Heartbreakers. Bad at commitment. Down for anything. loyal and genuine friends. Confident but insecure and very emotional. You feel comfortable around her and she’s a great listener. She’s hard to impress. If you’re close to a Keyly never let her go. There’s no one like her. Probably the most amazing person you’ll ever meet.

Have you seen Keyly? Damn

by Kshdisnsk1996 November 30, 2018

Keyboard smash

Several ways to show excitement. Usually used on stan twitter.

Fuck: FUCKSKDK
What: WHAHSJDJ
Lmao: LMAKAKSSS
Shook: KSKSKDKSKAJJSKSK
what the fuck: WHAT THE FUCKDKS
Yelling: IM YELLSKSMD

Keyboard smash example:

I FUCKKDKDJ YELLEDMDJD
(I fucking yelled)
WHHAT THE FUCJKSKS LMAKSKSKS
(What the fuck lmao)

by justdidthisforstantwit May 7, 2018

keystylin'

Having a freestyle battle over the internet via chat, forum, or message board in the manner of typing out your bars with your keyboard and ending them with //.

So many guns, they call me Mister Gat//Put so many dots on you, ya nickname Twister mat//

"Damn, remember back in the day when we used to spit bars online? We was straight up keystylin'."

freestyle

by Shock Smoove April 18, 2010

Keyboard Smash

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Person 1: ebriuaydgf asuhdbf asjbfu aysdg fuyasgd fasdygfiua
person 2: oh i get it
person 1: yeah i just keyboard smashed

by Lacuna_Gizm0 December 5, 2016

keystone brownout

A rancid, liquid bowel movement after drinking too many Keystone (or Stones for short). Usually starts with a Questionable Fart or two, followed by rumbly in the ole tummy.

Then, the victim experiences a few convulsions, perhaps even a full blown seizure. Then all hell breaks loose, with a violent powerful ass blast with the consistency of Spackle or paint. The victim then angrily vows never to drink Stones again, but usually succumbs later on.

Gordon stopped by his apartment to get just a little taste of some crack. He quickly freebased a few hits, gobbled a few Loratabs, and slammed 16 Keystone light beers.

He was eagerly anticipating the toga party with hot co-eds. He changed into his white toga and went on his way. About halfway to the party, he experienced a Keystone Brownout in the car and had to terminate his plans.

by Jrubadub March 27, 2012