are you stroking my cock

absolute next level way of "are you kidding me"

when you lose a game of pool with the first hit, "Are you stroking my cock?!"

by Rock_Lobster23 February 04, 2024

Cock slasher

1. Someone so irredeemably idiotic that it is safe to assume that they derive pleasure from slashing cocks... possibly with a blade of some sort, we just don't know.
2. A general term for an annoying or stupid person.
3. A generic insult, can easily deployed as it rolls off the tongue like water off a Goretex duck.

(Commonly accredited to the legendary Bruce)

'What a cock slasher, he just spat on my patio'
'You cretinous cock slasher, since when have you had the glands to stand up to me'
'AAAAAAARRRRRGHHHHHH!!!! You COCK slasher, right on the tip!'

by Elbow Redwood April 27, 2006

Cock Stain

A mark left by the penis after sexual encounters

After I banged out this chick I slapped her face with my junk and left a cock stain.
My boy Fred Q. left a cock stain on this sluts forehead

by Chilidaddy September 05, 2021

cock trickster

Someone who played themselves.

Tom shot him self in the foot. What a cock trickster.

by Hiki Issa gay dude March 28, 2018

Albino cock fight

A albino cock fight is where u cum on a girl's eyes and she punches ur cock till it bleeds. GIRL MUST BE WHITE AND BLOND.

Bro I just had the best albino cock fight with my girl last night

by December 23, 2021

Cock Blocking Position

The position a cock blocker assumes before he/she is about to block some cock.

A guy and a girl sit down next to each other body language facing one another. The cock blocker then pulls up a chair and sits between them.

Person 1: why’s that guy interrupting a two person conversation?

Person 2: oh you mean Jason? He’s about to assume the cock blocking position.

by Unblockmycock September 15, 2020

Cock Moccasin

Another word for a bare skin condom, or a natural skin condom

My girlfriend hates the feel of latex condoms so I use my cock moccasin's for a more natural feel.

by angelphish October 28, 2020